Danii Toni

24, nutritionist & personal trainer @ JD Gyms Leeds South

[Sarah Rea @sarahrea_]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 on u go Philip

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

@Robbie59248316 😂😂😂😂 forgot the sugar daddy bit

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

Only robbie would go on a double date to find out the girls are pornstars, take them home, then have to leave for work the next day unable to get rid of them with updates from his pal that they have made themselves at home making pesto pasta 🤣 couldn’t write it

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

@Nicciestevenson This is the exact thought I had 😂😂😂😂bless her yeh she’s fine hahaha I was just absolutely crying with laughter on the phone to her xx

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

Bloody hell calling my grandma is the highlight of my week. This weeks story is that she broke 3 of her ribs from falling into her wheelie bin fetching a newspaper. Couldn’t help but absolutely crease 😂😂😂😂😂 bless her soul absolute comedy gold

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@_Brogan_x This has happened to me so manny times before

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@georgiaannee_ Was fully pissing could hear it in the background 😂😂

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Tried to facetime my grandma and she told me to call her back coz she’s watching the football??? Ok Margaret since when do you watch the football? 😂😂

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@garichardson97 I feel exactly the same. I am Gemini and there’s no changing that 😂😂😂

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@_Brogan_x Congrats babe! 🥳

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

😂😂 this year just got better

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

lasses rocking about tesco in a bikini top looking like an aunt bessie yorkshire pudding ya in fucking sunderland love not maga

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Here’s the press breaking social distancing rules to report on Dominic Cummings breaking social distancing rules 😂 I ain’t watching the news anymore it’s a bunch of twats reporting on a bunch of twats, so if they open the pubs let me know!

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

There is journalists writing for @DailyMailUK called Craig Brown. I must have rattled his cage once. He wrote an article today stating that someone should watch a youtube video of a gold fish that looked like me. Why me? By the way he looks like a scraggy haired hobo tramp.

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

@garichardson97 @KJ_Blair Awh haha miss this! Hope we can have a reunion after this! ❤️

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@georgiaannee_ It’s so weird isn’t it 😩

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@_Brogan_x Your mum is too good 😭💜

[Danii Toni @daniitoni]

How on earth I’m going to move the entire contents of my house into my new flat with just my 5’2 self and little car... I have no idea. Think I’ve outdone myself this time 😂😭

[Food Science and Nutrition at Leeds @FoodSciLeeds]

In second place and the winners of the student vote is... The Colour Kitchen #FoodScience #Nutrition