Dani Jarosz

I worked in a group home...

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

Sometimes I forget that high school was a real life thing that actually happened and not just one big bad dream

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 9,094 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to ...Ready For It?. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/TbHPSEgK1b

[TickPick @TickPick]

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[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

ok one more, kanye a little bitty little bitch

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@Ticketmaster Booooo

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@united I’m still waiting for my bag from Saturday we’ve been calling everybody in the book

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@united throwback to when we flew in Saturday… y’all lost our luggage… said you’ll get it to us in 48 hours… and we still don’t have it… it’s Tuesday this is ridiculous

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@ISUdining the mold adds extra flavor at convos! Especially loved that my “clean” bowl had some crusty orange stuff on it ❤️

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@eightballjuice I’m so proud of you!!!

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

abolish the $70 hoodie industrial complex

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

this type of energy all summer >

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i love when you uncover a traumatic memory in therapy and it’s like ... ok that one shoulda just stayed repressed honestly

[no @log_zpringer]

Petition for team snapchat to never snapchat me again

[ᴊ ᴢ @john___xx]

do british farts sound like trumpets

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@eightballjuice That would be a good idea

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

@kitfitz35 I think we’ve moved on to “gaslight gatekeepe girlboss”

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

Lady Gaga is Lady Gaga

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

It blows my mind how some people graduate college or even high school with their English skills being lower than a second grade level

[Dani Jarosz @DaniJarosz]

There is no c in traditional