no

[no @log_zpringer]

Why doesn’t ikea make cute sheets

[Supreme Overlord of West African Nations @OGUNGOODZ]

The first thing imma do after Love Island is over, is crack open a fucking book omg !

[no @log_zpringer]

This is the worst season of love island I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[Abby @iHave_Powers]

Handling it

[no @log_zpringer]

Just had to block a girl on instagram for naming her kids Crash and Smoke. Literal mental illness

[no @log_zpringer]

Nothing prepared me for how insufferable Rory becomes when she leaves Yale

[no @log_zpringer]

Why does there have to be bugs in grass comeon

[no @log_zpringer]

Before I had a kid I would say I’d never give them an iPad in the car. Now I would put one on every surface of the car like a sports bar

[anna @ikeaduvet]

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

[✧ @wydbanx]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[no @log_zpringer]

I want to be put in a boxing ring with whoever curates my discover weekly playlist on spotify

[no @log_zpringer]

@taywalsh9343 NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[no @log_zpringer]

Every single guy on love island usa is a legitimate trash bag

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[no @log_zpringer]

My bf

[no @log_zpringer]

There has to be an easier way to shred cheese

[no @log_zpringer]

It’s crazy that I’m the only person on the planet who knows how to drive in the rain

[no @log_zpringer]

There is only ONE thing in life I’m absolutely certain about and it’s that your newborn baby doesn’t want that huge ass bow on their head

[no @log_zpringer]

There is no sound that makes me want to kms quite like a leaf blower