Danielle Johnson

Ruin is a gift. Ruin is the road to transformation.

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Coach has a nice ring to it 🏐

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Honestly, I have the best friends in the world and I’m grateful for every single one of them. New and old I really just know how to pick them 👏🏻

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

One of my kids drew me today while I was teaching?! I have the best job 🥰🌲 #middleschool

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Came home from a long day of jury duty today only to watch Linus murder a bird in cold blood while I was trying to have dinner outside on my deck. It’s been a crime filled day.

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Today was the first day in two years kids weren’t required to wear masks in school. Not sure I’ll be comfortable with it again for a while

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Thankful for the vaccine because in my quarantine I was able to book a Disney trip plus flights, teach remotely, settle into my new house, pack for my next trip, have a golden girls marathon, and take the majority of an online grad class all because I had very mild symptoms 💉😷

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

It only took 671 days but Covid finally caught me 🙃

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Parent conferences aren’t something to usually look forward to, especially after the last year and a half. But today a parent said “thank you for choosing this career so my child could have the opportunity to spend time with you” and y’all I almost cried right then and there 😭❤️

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

The good news: U.S. requires air travelers entering the country to be vaccinated.

The crazy news: this rule doesn’t apply to U.S. citizens.

This needs to be fixed NOW.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Describing the worst possible situation as "hardly ideal".

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Not to be dramatic but I would literally die for every single one of the #GBBO finalists this season

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

My Spotify was glitching today so I played the Mamma Mia soundtrack on a loop all day in my classroom and honestly had a great day because of it. Even some of my moody 8th graders sang along

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if *all four* of the remaining bakers don’t win this year’s british bake off, i will burn that tent to the ground

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Figured it was about time to dedicate a costume to the story that got me through the last two years #Outlander @Outlander_STARZ

[Grace Pateras Quillen @gracepateras]

Why are my standards so high? Because I watched Outlander and Jamie Fraser exists

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

For some reason my mom felt the need to tell me not to show up to the closing for my first home purchase in sweatpants… I wasn’t going to but once an athlete always an athlete apparently.

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Signs you’re almost 30: you’re doing tequila shots at a 2yo’s birthday party instead of a club.

[Danielle Johnson @DaniJohnson8]

Trying to find a parking spot in Assembly makes me want to turn my Theragun on high and put it to my forehead 🙃

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I’m so upset right now! My question is why are the people who don’t care about your children still getting voted in? I mean somebody voting for them. How do we let this happen to schools? Im so confused. Are we that done? That we just don’t give a shit any more?!