Dani Nicole

this is modern feminism talking, I intend to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Now seems like a good time to re-share this story about police accountability, 'bad apples', and what they do to a barrel.

https://t.co/39pXtXHTMS

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

@hotdiggitydan94

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

I’m struggling to understand this Facebook avatar trend and their description doesn’t help. “So you can personalize comments and posts...” haven’t we been using our own ACTUAL names and faces this entire time????

[twiggy smallz @DilanTheVillain]

i can hear the DJs now “if you survived COVID-19 make some mf’n noise!”😂

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

pay day feels less exciting now that I can’t go spend $90 on an overpriced dinner and drinks

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

CORRECTION: In our show on October 16, 2016, we raised the possibility that Joe Exotic might be "the perfect candidate" for the presidency. In light of subsequent events, we must regretfully concede that he was, in fact, the second-least-perfect presidential candidate that year.

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

Finally buy The Sims 4, could not be more excited to play it, and @origininsider is crashing. It is official. The coronavirus could not be any worse.

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

@SharonKahn quarantine would be a great time for you explore the internet privacy laws regarding memes... @hotdiggitydan94 and I are sick of this repetitive content

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

When I committed to an entire season of The Bachelor and got... that

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

Throwing my bachelor bracket out the window like

[Wizarding World @wizardingworld]

Note: check your pet is not actually a human servant of Lord Voldemort before celebrating #LoveYourPetDay.

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

@SharonKahn @BroadwayWorld Translation: waitress makes pie, finds out she’s pregnant, husband is the devil, sleeps with the doctor, has the baby, leaves the husband, makes pie

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

@SharonKahn @BroadwayWorld Waitress: 👱🏻‍♀️💔🥧➡️👩‍👧😯👨🏼‍⚕️➡️🤵🏻💯😈➡️👱🏻‍♀️👨🏼‍⚕️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤷🏼‍♀️➡️👶🏼🥰➡️💔➡️🥧

[Madison Monk @maddiemonk94]

WHAT A DIFFERENCE IN MEN THOUGH #theBachelorette

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

Shiri tries @WhiteClaw: Agh! I wouldn’t even serve this to my enemies!

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

If anyone asks me why I’m moving out of NYC let’s reflect on the fact that a cockroach crawled on someone in my yoga class today #namaste

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

The sign of a true Baysider- being told by my iPhone that I should be at OSP on a Tuesday evening

[Dani Nicole @danikahn127]

Shiri, 8 seasons later: “Hey! This Game of Thrones show is actually good!”