danika! 🌿🪐

(they/them) • queer!! • ginger ale for the soul • hav ‘23

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

my therapist called me a catch and she knows everything bad about me so

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@difldink as you should

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

Things I’ve been asked (verbatim) at work so far (by coworkers):
“So, are you a little fruity?”
“So, what /are/ you?” (Referring to ethnicity)
“How many piercings do you have???”

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

*in rite aid and bring me to life by evanescence starts playing*
deniz: is this from frozen?

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

deniz (in response to multiple birthdays at the hibachi restaurant): there’s too much earth sign energy in here
elisa: im a triple earth
deniz: *gags*

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

i can’t read anymore if it’s not kanej it’s been over a month this is legally a problem admit me to the ward

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

happy amita suman day (prettiest woman alive)

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

hey all you bitches with long nail beds how is it living my dream

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@ladymidnghts don’t worry I have my own moments too

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

elisa: “i really thought i just closed my eyes and then woke up”
that is… that is how sleep works right?

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

don’t know what we as a society did to deserve multiple content sources of Freddy Carter eating cotton candy. but here we are

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@apollovebug scrungus

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

kanej. that’s all

[Jan🌿 @somewhatcolder]

Favourite romance cliche 😳

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@aneraamoment take a shower

[Sierra Isley✨ author of IN THE RING @sierraisleyy]

It's #PrideMonth and my birthday is tomorrow! I'd love for you to preorder my debut, IN THE RING, about an anxious bi girl who gets roped into an underground fight club.
Signed copies: https://t.co/xDdNug9Vj3
Content warnings/other purchase links: https://t.co/8MKMd8BiDW

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@treysanatomy saw the chairs and the ramp and had a visceral reaction

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

“im nonbinary”
“but what’s in your pants?”
“a rabbit”

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@AliTheFern where’s the “i actually know you” option

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@pissfingers2 @DylanKupetsky ^^

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@aneraamoment sexi mofo

[danika! 🌿🪐 @danikanico]

@_VYGRR and you look GOOD