Dani Lopez Agudelo

Im not a WOMEN, im an OMEN!

Pastry chef and baker!
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher 🤪🖕🏻

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

Yo creo que los únicos hombres que son buenos en el chisme son los porteros 🫣

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

Una "bobadilla" ese auto gol 🤭

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

No se hace un sancocho con esas inauguraciones 🫣 #mundialdefútbol #

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

@raven__darkness

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

@raven__darkness Es falso, ella ya salió a decir que lo hizo solo por vistas y publicidad, que usaba una barriga falsa. La tipa es un asco 🤢🤮

[BANDALOS @BandalosSC]

#Internacional

En Argentina advierten sobre el inminente peligro de votar por Abelardo Espriela

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

Tener que votar en mi antiguo colegio, rogar que no se aparezca ninguna con las que estudiaste hace 16 años y justo en la salida te agarran el brazo y escuchas un "HOOOOLAAA...:"

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

No logro entender por qué hacen eso de verdad, en mi negocio no hacía eso, peero si tenía un monto mínimo para pagar con tarjeta. Ese porcentaje entra entre los gastos del negocio, no?

[Juan Bernal @j_bernal05]

A Colombia lo están matando los negocios que reciben tarjeta y te dicen: pero se incrementa 5% el precio.

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

😡😭 que rabia y que tristeza, el dolor que debe estar sintiendo 🥺, yo m*to a esa "niñera"

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

HELP!!! If you live in the university city area of San Diego, please watch this and keep an eye out for this woman’s cat! 🙏Her pet sitter let it out and lost it! 😭
As a mom of two cats, I would be absolutely devastated 🥹

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

@yilisus Es bueno dejar la jaula abierta y donde ellos la puedan ver, entrar, jugar y hasta dormir. para que se familiaricen 😸

[Women's News @WomenNewsVzla]

Mensaje para los hombres:

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

Amo que el algoritmo de esta vaina, me muestre puros gatos 😻
Aporto mi granito de arena y comparto las mías

[Dani Lopez Agudelo @daniloa_92]

@seronosermango @seymourdiera__ Y ese no es el único 🫠

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

A woman was in a coma in the hospital, and she was continuously raped until she got pregnant. The hospital found out and carried out investigations and found out a male employee has been raping her all the while she was in coma.

A 3 year old baby was raped by a grown man.

A homeless mad woman on the street was raped by a man.

A lady who was fully covered was raped by a man.

A lady who was sleeping on her bed in her own home was raped and killed.

A daughter was raped by her own father.

I can go on and on…

But once these heartbreaking stories make it to the media, some of you immediately start looking for ways to blame the victim, talking about

“women need to learn how to avoid being abused”

“Maybe she’s this, maybe she’s that”

Are you people crazy?

Instead of teaching men that no matter what, even if they see a woman walking naked, they still have no right to touch or abuse or rape her.

The women in all the scenarios above, how exactly were they supposed to avoid being raped?

Make it make sense.

#SayNoToRape

[Ƹ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠Ʒ @_lilith_ophelia]

damn patriarchy

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

O medo de todo homem é ser tratado como eles tratam as mulheres né?

[Papita Criolla ☻ @evelyncarmona]

Mientras uno este vivo, uno debe migajearle amor a sus gatos todo lo que más pueda 😻