littleD

Work hard, play harder

[littleD @danilynn195]

@dustinstegen

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Samuel just took his diaper off and left it on the floor. When I asked him why he did it, he said, “There was a fart in there.”

[ @vinnybrack]

No one:

Kids named Kyle:

[littleD @danilynn195]

@ColetonLovell

[The Daily Nebraskan @DailyNeb]

BREAKING: Mason Ramsey to sing the national anthem at the Husker spring game on Saturday. https://t.co/e57pcovprc

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

my notes app be like:

Grocery list
Future baby names
Password for Netflix
A poem about depression
FAFSA ID
Random sushi order

[Haley McDonald @Hays_McDonald]

So this poor girl messaged me asking me if her 30yr old bf has been trying to take me out to go get a drink. Which yes, he has. So I am taking her out to go get a drink with me at the exact same place I’m supposed to meet him at the exact same time. RIP.

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Wait is Vine down too?

[Jared Koller @JaredKollerKC]

"SAFE!" @CoachMiles takes a tumble running off the floor after Nebraska basketball's Big Ten tournament win over Rutgers. Full post game reaction tonight on @Channel8ABC! For now, WATCH:

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

Can I get a kids menu and a margarita please

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

My dog when she’s about to throw up

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Was walking out the door to head to the gym and Samuel asked if he could go with me. I thought it was cute so I took him. Big mistake. Found out his bench max is embarrassingly weak, his squat is nowhere close to parallel and his deadlift is a joke. Never again.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I swear to god if I’m ever eating alone at 60 years old and some twerp comes and sits with me cuz they think I look lonely I’ll beat the living crap out of them

[april @_aprilolvera]

i texted my mom telling her i didn’t know how to fold my burrito and she sent me this 🤧🤧 i don’t deserve her

[ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ಠ_ಠ @ZacharyMitzel]

Bust down Thotiana

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

This is truly one of the most horrifying videos I’ve seen in my entire life.