tweaker mami

where absurdism, delusion, and lesbianism meet. radically vulnerable. sin vergüenza. (she/they) 30 y/o virgin, oops, shit, i mean virgo 😈.

[tweaker mami @danimal_xoxo]

STL weather is so weird. The high yesterday was 38° and the low today was when I cried in Schnucks for 30 mins

[jár @jarodzsz]

rewatching vpr has me recognizing in a terrifying way that scheana shay is as close to a real life marnie michaels as has ever been put to screen

[Cat Cardenas @catrcardenas]

the biggest complaint I have about the NYT TV list is that Vanderpump Rules should have been in the Top 25. a Shakespearian tragedy with LA millennials; a rich examination of human depravity and deception; a Sexy Unique Restaurant.

[The Infamous @theinfamousyr]

??????????????????????

[not j*ss is uplifting tinashe @itsnotjess123]

bronwyn is about to wear things youve never seen a human being wear on their body before in that traitors mansion

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

This deadass my favorite account LMAO

[zach @zach_shaw_]

🛑 THIS USER IS IN MILWAUKEE, WI 🛑

[gill @contactabrother]

never drinking again

[dae @tsukidolll]

new fav gif

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[tweaker mami @danimal_xoxo]

youre coming to me as a first world country and im the third world

[jennifer melfi @drigbodoll]

there’s a war on divas

[tweaker mami @danimal_xoxo]

white queers asking for a safe space to honor dolly parton lol

[sophia @dancemydarling]

Someone commented on a TikTok of her once and said “I can’t stand her when does she change from being like this” and a reply said “she doesn’t change, you do” and that’s so beautifully put

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

I understand why some people kight perceive this a transactional but I actually quite like the idea portrayed here. Building relationships and friendships does require effort and intentionality. You don't always get to make friends on accident. Sometimes you do have to step it up

[tweaker mami @danimal_xoxo]

i love! the double standard in our friend group!

[tweaker mami @danimal_xoxo]

because he sucked my tit outside of the panera off of sunshine