Dan

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@s_webber @Mizzou I think Mizzou thinks that if they just give the bullies what they want, they’ll go away. I’ve started telling people that this is not an institution for exploring ideas— it’s a place to get a piece of paper that the right by wing approves of.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@spencerpratt If all of capitalism is hinged on 5 pilot stores, that may or may not succeed, that doesn’t seem like a very stable economic system

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@jamesfishback What about people with no children who still pay into the system? Since we don’t have to care about our communities anymore, why shouldn’t I get that money? What about people whose children are no longer of school age?

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@danpfeiffer Why are all of our choices filled with poison pills?

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@SteveGuest He literally repeated something that we’re always asked to do every time there is a heatwave.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@MacroSloan2929 @dieworkwear @KatieMiller Because you can believe anything you want on the right. Vaccines are good. Vaccines are bad. J6 was good. JFK jr is coming back. America first and also take over Venezuela and Greenland. The only thing you have to believe is that trump is the one true king promised. 🥴

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@whisperjam33 @AGPamBondi lol, coming to a different legal opinion and having that changed or challenged in appeal isn’t “illegal”

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@brian_is_tired @CydZeigler @xvbpee @bidenera_ I saw their response video which seems to put the texts in question in their proper context. Did he judge the show early thinking it was dumb? Yes. Did he change his mind after viewing? Also yes. This story is such a nothing burger.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@LauraLoomer The most anti American thing you’ve ever posted

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@SenMullin @SenateGOP Yeah reopen the government so people can instead struggle to pay insane insurance premiums.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@CrimsonCrusades @JoJoFromJerz Major structural changes require congressional approval.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@tedcruz @GavinNewsom If you need democrats help, then it sounds like you have to negotiate.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@LoreGoesdeeper @MichaelRapaport We didn’t listen because he never said that.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@stoolpresidente You people lost your minds saying Biden was spending all his time and energy and money on foreign affairs while ignoring the affordability crisis at home.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@ImMeme0 Do church bells ring?

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@SpeakerJohnson You all control the government, not sure how democrats can help you. Maybe you can ask the billionaires you just gave a massive tax break to help?

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@DHSgov Summon the @NintendoAmerica lawyers!

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@stoolpresidente lol. This is what we call cognitive dissonance. And you found a really weird way to be able to justify something that you have to know, on some level, is wrong.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@GOP Aww yay. He got to play pretty pretty princess for a day.

[Dan @danimalcrackers]

@Eric_Schmitt Data be damned!