Daniel

music junkie, tech lover, social butterfly, and all around swell guy.

...I occasionally make fart jokes.

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Me: Kitty! I am trying to work!
Her: Nope. https://t.co/lU7SM5DWd4

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Who would have thought that my adult life would involve writing papers on the weekend while drinking. Not me. #adult #weekend

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Some titanfall 2 action #Titanfall2 #fps https://t.co/Nt8bnK1Jz0

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Just walked in and it's already the best thing out there! #RinglingBros

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Pfffffffffff... Watch me at https://t.co/YqhyroDFM6! #twitch #titanfall #fps

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

@ViktorKee Congratulations! My fiance and I love you!

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

beep beep https://t.co/Nt8bnK1Jz0 #twitch #titanfall #live #howdoihashtag

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

https://t.co/Nt8bnKjkqy beep beep!

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Watching love it or list it cuz i am grown man and I got grown up shit to think about #SundayFunday #grownup

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

For the first time since we moved in together, I had to ask my beautiful SO to pass me a roll of TP because. I. Ran. Out. #GrownUpMan

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

@vaivastau @VaiStaugaitis lmao no way! You guys are better than me

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

"Wiz Khalifa is my spirit animal" -Benjamin Franklin

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

[Internal screaming intensifies]

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

... and then there are baby stories... What?!

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

I just met you... I just met you... -_-

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

...why does people find me so trust worthy? I don't need to know about "that one time with the fireman"...

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

My mistake, he wasn't staring... He was gazing. There is a difference.

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Only in a men's locker room can I find a man with his shorts below his butt deeply staring at his crack in the mirror. #gymselfie

[Daniel @danimaltaco]

Thanks fortune taco! #panda #fortune #luckylobster