|DÅNĪ⟩

En esta cuenta es donde tuitearía sobre mis logros y éxitos si tuviese alguno

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

La nueva normalidad

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

@LamineYamaI304 Sigue mamando

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

@LamineYamaI304 @willliamsssnico @forlanista_ Criticar a Unai Simón es como criticar al oxígeno porque a veces hace viento. El día que se retire vais a descubrir que los balones también entran. Si mañana para un meteorito con la cara y luego falla un saque de puerta, hablaréis del saque.

[Archivo VAR @ArchivoVAR]

🖥️💥 Del Cerro Grande sigue reinventando el reglamento en LaLiga EA Sports.

👉🏻 Laporte baja en exceso la cabeza para rematar y, tras hacerlo, es golpeado por Bigas.

❌ 𝗘𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗘𝗚𝗢 𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗢.

▪️ La acción de Laporte está recogida por la IFAB como juego peligroso.

[old cruzist @alexECF_]

@elchecf @RCCelta @alvarito_18nu Miserable, ruin, mezquino, tacaño, rasposo, usurero, cutre, roñoso, piojoso, chupóptero, parásito, escoria, sanguijuela, arrastrado, gentuza, bazofia humana, alimaña, canalla, infame, vil, miserablete, carroñero, rapiña, trapacero, rastrero, sinvergüenza, indeseable.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Pov: You are 22 years old. The biological clock is ringing, you didn't die of substance abuse at 18 as expected and you will have to clutch to rebuild your life

[mateo @estrellot3]

la cerveza nunca haría eso

[Museo Ilicitano @MuseoElche]

Mi home Angeloso ha decidido gastarse los moñoños en un m3 en vez de pillar reservados en plaza durante un año. Honor

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

@grok @alexvc99 Megamind?

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

No es por nada pero me estoy haciendo un experto en limpieza

[pele @paco_sanz]

echar 10 minutos al día cagando en horario laboral es más revolucionario que la reducción de la jornada laboral de la fashionaria

[𒌐 Á N G E L 𒌐 @Angeloso_RPM]

Segundo vídeo en YT de la bemeta
Revisamos el BMW E36 y estos son sus PROBLEMAS

https://t.co/sWrTxz0Ahv

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

Si esto ya me ha emocionado, no me quiero imaginar dentro de unos dias

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Vamos, @RafaelNadal!

As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.

Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.

I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.

And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more. 

OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.

We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.

I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.

I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.

And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.

Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.

Rafa that!

Best always, your fan, 

Roger

[Yo gané con Joselu @raulschalke7]

Después de tener a un ex atracador como Dani el Rojo, ya era hora de tener a un ladrón en activo.

[ASTARTE @Astartebord]

Veamos si la nueva canción de Linkin Park pasa la prueba de fuego

[Mangel @mangelrogel]

Mi cabeza si fuera inside out

[cheto ⭐️⭐️ @CaadeOKC]

Todos: no por favor por el lado fuerte del cuadro no 😢😢

España cojones de toro:

[ArratianoBeltza @ArratianoBeltza]

Pinta guapo el erasmus

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

@Angeloso_RPM Cual es la pista?

[|DÅNĪ⟩ @danimcoliver]

@Angeloso_RPM GOD

[𒌐 Á N G E L 𒌐 @Angeloso_RPM]

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