Danielle Minehart

Seek the Lord with all your heart • ENFJ • Southern • Therapist • STL Cardinals

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

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[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

My husband tried to smack my butt as I was leaning on a fence. I lost my balance, fell into the fence, knocked said fence over, and rolled into a field of cows. I can’t make this up.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

“Do you ever think about how soft water is? It’s Japanese philosophy. For real, let me look it up.” -My Husband

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Bought Just Dance 2 and automatically transported back to 2009. I actually danced so much my body aches. It was a total win for the day.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

“There’s a difference between good judgement and living in judgement. The trick is to use lots of the first and go lighter on the second.”- @bobgoff

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

It is April 16 and currently snowing. I give up.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

I always spill coffee all over myself. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

I JUST TAUGHT MY HUSBAND TO SNAP!!!!!

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Me: That’s a cheap magic trick, it’s like pulling the bunny out of the rabbit!
Austin: So like birth?
Us: *dying laughter*
Definitely meant it was like pulling a bunny out of a hat. 🙃

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Sometimes being engaged looks like a night in watching shows about giant fish and having a farting noise contest.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Y’all, @Zaxbys is closed in all of Clarksville, TN. I have so many questions...but mainly....WHY?!!! #devastated

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

@mcgrittss If that ain’t love, I don’t know what is...

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Austin: I love you so much Danielle that if I had the money I’d take you to Cracker Barrel right now and I’d buy you two black rocking chairs.
Me: Austin, stop, there’s no way you can love someone that much.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Me: austin, have you ever seen dirty dancing?
Austin: like the movie or in general?

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

The most vulnerable place in the world is in the shower when the electricity goes off in your whole apartment complex. Thank God my roommate came with candles.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

Me- what rhymes with waffle?
Austin- tassel....
Me- waffle tassel? Nope.

[Danielle Minehart @daniminehart]

I thought I’d attempt to drink unsweet tea to be a little healthier....

Sometimes we all make bad decisions...