Dan Inch

I am in London pursuing a career as a freelance human being. If you are nearby let me know and we can go out and sample some of it's cultural wonders together

[Dan Inch @daninch]

@FloellaBenjamin Happy Birthday 🎈

[Dan Inch @daninch]

Loving rewatching the show. About the millionth time for me but the very first time for my Argentine wife,who is enjoying it. Pain, fear etc etc #SpacedMarathon

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@dunxd Hello! I'm here. Having a tough time with this Twitter bollocks though. My WhatsApp number is this [phone]

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#hometasking

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@wnd_pain nevaaaar!!!

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@Tranquility___ allo I have twittered (twat?) back. How trendy ;-)

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Hello! Alive and working for the lovely Ambulance Service on the phones. How's the shiatsu going? Are you rich yet? ;) love, Dan

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True enough - I might end up getting my voicemails listened to while I am 'on remand' indefinitely.

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Sorry - bad joke

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Oh I see :)

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@tweetpil Hell yes

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@tweetpil ¡sí! Gran amor de traductor Google!

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@tweetpil well how about that - I got a reply on my phone! Things must have changed. Let's organise a riot!

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@tweetpil that makes an amazing mental image!

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After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell he to take the egg out the pan.

Thank you Viz

[Dan Inch @daninch]

BOIL AN egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph.

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Happy 8/9/10 everybody :)

[Dan Inch @daninch]

Kitchen party for one with salad greens, strong coffee and miles davis in the ear

[Dan Inch @daninch]

Have lost at one stone one pound (7 to 9 kilograms) since xmas!

[Dan Inch @daninch]

"this is the best tequila I have ever had"