Dan M

Straight Outta Carrington | 2 Timothy 4:3-4

[Dan M @daninthe701]

At some point do we call De’Aaron Fox “De’Aaron Fox Rebound” cuz u always hear “Rebound” after his name? Shorten it to “Fox Rebound” if ya like…

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Larry Bird would have scored infinity in the 3 point shootout if he had a “money rack” and “starry ball” to work with.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

“Dammit” - almost everyone in America

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Can’t take a sack there, you gotta just gently flick the ball into the ground - or does that only work for Stafford?

[Dan M @daninthe701]

If we’re just making up amendments now, how about one that states the Vikings get to add one additional player on the field every year, until they finally have enough to win a Superbowl, even if its them playing 15-on-11.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Dear Republicans, don’t fuck this up.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

@cb_doge This is pretty cool, but don’t call me until it can change to audience specific speech accents like Kamala does…

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Can we vote for a Vance/Walz ticket instead of the other two bozos?

[Dan M @daninthe701]

@zerohedge Odds that this never gets mentioned on mainstream media news? 100%.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Jesus commanded us to love our enemies, but these dipshits marching around with Palestine flags while burning the US flag sure don’t make that easy.

[Noah Pollak @NoahPollak]

Biden and Democrats keep saying that political violence is unacceptable, but they're lying. For the past four years, Antifa, Hamas supporters, and other leftist activists have routinely engaged in political violence. They carry out arson, looting, beatings, all kinds of crimes. They make our streets look like Gaza.

And in blue jurisdictions, they have immunity. Democrats do not prosecute them. The Democrat-controlled DOJ and FBI could investigate these groups, their (Democratic Party) donors and activists, and shut them down tomorrow if they wanted to. But they do not want to.

So please do not judge Democrats on their ridiculous claims that "political violence is unacceptable." Democrats very much enjoy the atmosphere of menace and intimidation that leftist street violence creates. No, judge Democrats on whether they put the perpetrators of organized political violence in jail. They do not. The left-wing street animals have immunity in Democrat-controlled cities and states. What this means is very obvious: Democrats have no problem with political violence. They are in fact the reason it exists.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

It was a mostly peaceful assassination attempt.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Can't be too long now before we find out that Mystik Dan has entered the transfer portal...

[Dan M @daninthe701]

If you think #Michigan should be punished for sign stealing more harshly than Penn State was penalized for the whole child molestation thing, you probably need to re-evaluate your priorities.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

How sure are we that Rick Spielman isn't running this draft for the Vikings? Think I've seen enough of KAM...

[Dan M @daninthe701]

A fan drawn at random could out-coach E Onatell

[Dan M @daninthe701]

@ryantoop They should hand these out to ‘old 10 cup’ winners too

[Dan M @daninthe701]

Twitter has shockingly little to say about the lacy black bathrobe Messi put on while accepting the trophy.

[Dan M @daninthe701]

@NDSUfootball But the highlight was the halftime broadcast’s “SDSU” highlight preview for the Saturday game, which apparently features San Diego State University