oompafupaloompa

laugh. eat. sleep. teach. smile. shop. stream.

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Hands down, best products for natural hair! https://t.co/x6ncnRZ9S7

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

@chescaleigh Separate chunks. And if it’s too long I just don’t reply at all. 😬

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Actual footage of me after learning about the #FENTYSKIN launch. I keep watching the promo like, is that a toner, essence, or serum?

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

So, now that the paint on all the new street art is dry are we going back out to protest for Breonna Taylor? #SayHerName

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

The only thing worse than the way Breonna Taylor was killed is the fact that — even with all of this energy and outrage — the cops who killed her haven’t been arrested and it feels like the conversation is moving on. And you KNOW why.

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

@KelleyLCarter If so so close and yet so far were a person.

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Professor Quirell really walked around Hogwarts wearing Voldemort like a Doja Cat wig! #HarryPotter #QuarantineLife

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

@NotLikeFreddy Die Hard

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Everybody fake hates billionaires on Twitter but their favorite Avenger is Tony Stark.

SMH

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

(Meghan McCain’s husband, ladies and gentlemen)

[MadameNoire @MadameNoire]

Black Men: Please stop putting white women in the position to publicly disrespect the Black women who didn't send for them. Example: No Julz. https://t.co/OcgHuUcCVA

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

How to end racism according to most Americans and #LiamNeesom:

1. Have mixed babies
2. Power walk

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Fupa power! #fatgirlfit

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Niggerdactyls😂😭

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

Some of y’all wouldn’t give your neighbor a hand job in the car on the side of the road and it shows. #AbductedInPlainSight

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

@FamTwin I am completely riveted. I didn’t know I needed to see this, but I did.

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

A: He can’t be sexist. He can locate the clitoris.

Q: Things Michelle Rodriguez would say. #LiamNeeson

[oompafupaloompa @daniohellyeah]

White people: Ted Bundy was attractive.

What they really mean: Ted Bundy looked normal.

What they really really mean: Ted Bundy was white. #TedBundyTapes