the girls are pmo…. btch this is love island…. if they wanna bring smb back to explore why yall doing allat that’s the whole point of the damn show… yall wanna be closed off day 1 acting like yall fcking married i hate this cast
Parenting hack that has served me well...
Talk to your children like they're people. Even when they're babies!
Talk to your babies using your full vocabulary. Just walk around explaining what's going on like a documentary narrator.
Women’s hormones drop 1000x in just 72 h after birth. It’s a literal hormonal shock. It’s the sharpest hormonal crash a body can survive. Estrogen crashes from peak pregnancy levels to near zero. Progesterone plummets over 1000%. The endocrine system rewrites itself to stop pregnancy and start lactation. All while her organs shift back, her uterus contracts, and she bleeds for weeks. All that while taking care of a newborn 24/7. God forbid she doesn’t feel like herself or is moody.
The goal is so move as slowly and joyfully as a woman euphorically eating a piece of chocolate in a Dove commercial or the first spoon of yogurt in a Yoplait commercial