Dani Parker

i like making walking more complicated than it needs to be (i do parkour)

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Liv Parker : “Dylan Parker was a bedroom kid and I was a living room kid.”
Me: Steve Parker was a backyard kid.
Jeff Timmerman : “Dani is a roof kid.
Liv: “Dani is a naked on the roof kid.”

Conversations like these are the reason I love living with my sister 😂

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Wildlife in all its beauty - a thread🧵

1. When its cold enough you can see their song

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

The white noise in my room is so loud tonight

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

It’s worse to drop your phone…

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

If this year has taught me anything, it’s that I’ve learned nothing

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Dang, I have so many friends that are dudes

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Putting “foresty granola girl” in my next dating app profile… courtesy of JP Howard ;)

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Me: **holding my sister’s hand because I love her
@oparker1013 : “ooh, you got crispy hands. It’s like holding a handful of bran flakes.”

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

@anasianchick Oh my goodness this was such a nice thing to wake up to! I love this haha!!

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

“I’ve got gas coming out of all my orifices. I should probably go poop.”
- @oparker1013

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

“How was I supposed to know it was a yamaka joke?! You set me up!!”
- @oparker1013

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

@oparker1013 @DistroKid lol yeah…

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Pre-save my new single "N8/10" on Spotify: https://t.co/G9dpKpOdUY (powered by @distrokid)

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

I showed someone one of my songs and they go “That’s medicinal.”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Your developmental age is different than your actual age. Many adults are much younger emotionally, because of this.

Here's how to find out your developmental age:

[Dani Parker @daniparker19]

Me: “Why do you hate me?”
Dylan: “I don’t hate you, I just think you’re a dipshit.”