Danielle Urban

Mom, marketer, traveler, Babson College alum, food obsessed. Born and raised New Englander.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@Cron I'd love to be able to edit the default booking snippet message. I *always* delete "just" when I paste it and I wish I didn't have to!

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Oh you want to get to a barre class this morning?
Welp, now your kid needs to spend 15 minutes getting their stuffed animal ready, the road is closed in 2 places, AND you’re stuck behind a trash truck for half the trip.
Happy Wednesday!

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Tonight, in mom-brain haze, I somehow went from picking up toys to fillings the dishwasher to putting away groceries to dishes to eating a cookie to …I forgot to put the eggs away.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

My wedding rings are missing.
Thought my baby ate them.
X ray shows she didn’t.
Great, except I still don’t know where they are.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@WinningSolo Nooopeee

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Man, this week is just hitting like a ton of bricks.
Went into it pretty optimistic, leaving it crawling out from under a pile of rubble.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Our old Cambridge daycare is starting their fall enrollments and…
😭 I just miss them so much 😭

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Reminder to myself:
The loud voices aren't the only ones that matter.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@mikegray09 I want to be the unfortunate hotel guest who happens to also be at the pool while the corporate crew is attempting to socialize.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

I’m sorry but “annual company pool party!” is never going to be a draw for me in a job description.
(Looking out of curiosity, very happy consulting!)

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

I got to chase my kid around in a bouncy house today.

(That I booked on <24 hrs notice! In my garage! Because the party got rained out! 😅)

I don’t remember the last time I smiled so much in one day.

Today was a great day.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@BryanBarletta 4 year old wanted breakfast. Apparently that warrants face kicks.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Have kids so you can be yelled at and kicked in the face the moment you open your eyes.
And at 4am.
And all the time really.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Someone in a local mom facebook group just posted that their daycare is raising the rates to the point where 2 kids will cost them nearly $6500/month for full time care.
Howwwww are working parents going to survive this? Moms are f'd.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@mmozill see you there??

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Just learned that there will be a beer garden accompanying the Friday evening beach concerts a short walk from my backyard.
I am so freaking excited to live my best suburban life this summer.

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

@eschneider @zillowgonewild My first thought was “wow that’s actually reasonable” 🫠

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

Just over here doin suburban mom shit.
Bout to go to target at 9pm ✨alone✨

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

I said…
“Don’t jump on the couch”
“Wow that jumping looks like a great way to get hurt!”

*kid gets hurt*
*kid goes back to jumping*
*kid gets more hurt*

“Remember when I told you not to jump on the couch?”

She says “I wasn’t jumping!!! That was a somersault!”

[Danielle Urban @danisandy]

I've met a lot of new industry acquaintances lately, but only a few of them in person.

When I sit down with someone in person, the conversation is ALWAYS personal. I learn about their family, background, career history, etc.

I VERY rarely get that in online meetings.