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sometimes i have thoughts

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pretty convinced if emperor pallpetine had provided PT services after the lava incident, darth vader wouldn’t have needed that suit

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reasons why that nagging pain could be nagging:

• stress
• sleep
• GI health
• poor nutrition
• training too much
• loading too little

your body doesn’t work in isolation. look at the whole picture

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don’t be scared to admit you don’t know something.

makes life less awkward when you get fact checked.

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it’s ok if you are working out to:
• train for an event
• get out of the house
• just have fun
• look or feel different
• literally any other reason

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"do i have to be chill or flexible to do yoga?" - person interested in a class

*me, chugging a coffee, having no chill, stuck in a slouched position*

"not even a little bit"

#InternationalDayOfYoga

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a tuesday vibe:

*edgar walks downstairs*
“what day is it?”

“it’s tuesday” - me

“damn it, it is”
*edgar trudges back upstairs*

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most of my fashion choices stem from the question “do i have to wear a real bra?”

helpful with workplace vs uniform decisions too

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*me, picking up blocks at the end of class*

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friendly reminder to stay out of healthcare if you’re going to be close-minded, racist, sexist, or homophobic.

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“i knew what you were going to say wasn’t substantial, so i stopped listening”

-my loving mother

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me: *finishes 2nd half marathon* i'm NEVER doing that again

also me: *feels fine 2 days later, impulsively signs up for another one*

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what if you forgot how to control your facial expressions?

asking for a friend.

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“don’t be so sensitive”

- edgar to the fire alarm

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"may the 4th dani!! you're not dressed like kombucha? baklava? what's his name? the bear guy?"

-edgar, trying to remember chewbacca's name

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instead of HAGS we should’ve / should start saying HANL - have a nice life

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real sentence i said today to the dog:

“dora, stop barking at the turtle. he’s just doing turtle things”

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my new favorite thing is people trying to cut a line, like they don’t know how a line works, and the 10 people standing around are just loitering. oh and obviously they don’t have a mask either.

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it’s a “jonas brothers on repeat” kind of sunny day.

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sorry officer, i was shouting fearless at the tip of my lungs and didn’t see how fast i was going

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someone put on pitbull pandora and honestly it's a vibe for thursday morning therapy