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sarcastic tweets you shouldn’t take seriously except maybe sometimes

[K L D @Khyrin_DeBoss]

How WE (yes US) will be defending Mark Ruffalo

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

HE MADE HIS GRANDSON PERFORM ORAL SEX ON HIM DURING A CRUISE TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to make as many posts as I have to go make sure this information goes viral.

Ron DeSantis appointee and former Republican state Rep. Michael Caruso has been arrested on FIVE felony charges involving the alleged sexual abuse of a child under 12.

Kidnapping.
Lewd molestation.
Lewd exhibition.
Luring a child.
Child abuse.

And here’s the kicker:

Caruso previously supported Florida’s brutal new penalties for people who sexually abuse children.

The call keeps coming from inside the damn house.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

17 year old Jomiltron Sentell Fair Jr was murdered this morning while waiting at his school bus stop in Gaffney.
Black boys deserve to grow up.

[P@rvez @ParvezTdj]

C’est la première fois de ma vie que je vois un fleuve de sang sous mes yeux… Et pourtant, on continue à scroll comme si ce génocide était devenu légitime

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

term limits now. Too many dead politicians running our government.

[Carol Alvarado @CarolforTexas]

Today we laid Lorenzo Salgado to rest at Immaculate Heart of Mary in Magnolia Park.

Our community’s grief is profound, but so is our resolve. May he Rest in Peace.

[WIRED @WIRED]

This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read: https://t.co/I8BO4q4vpL

[WIRED @WIRED]

In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free. https://t.co/7MDXrwIyjy

[The Truth is in the Sky @TruthsInSky]

You are a fool if you don’t think one day they'll come for you

[ꪝe @_wej01]

A woman on IG said...
We just went to the African American history museum in DC (for the second time). As we got to the Emmett Till exhibit we was like “wait there is no Emmett”…

Yall…they have photoshopped him out of his casket. His mother is still seen crying over an empty box but they have removed ALL photos of his face (EVIDENCE of his brutal murder) from the entire exhibit. This goes directly against the point of his mother having an open casket. I’m writing a letter.

[🌻 • commissions open!!! • 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

i don't want kohen wiley's name to fade away with time. he was more than another headline about police violence against black people. against black children. i want his case to continue residing in the hearts of everybody who ever heard or read about it.

justice for kohen wiley.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

AMERICA BOMBED A PEDIATRIC CANCER HOSPITAL IN AHVAZ, IRAN TODAY AND NO MASS MEDIA HAS COVERED IT!!!!!!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

To every New Yorker: this rule is not yet in effect. The earliest it could take effect is Sept. 18, 2026.

New York City will use every tool at our disposal to fight this attack on immigrant families and the communities that make our city the greatest on earth.

For any questions, please call @NYCImmigrants Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Lizard @lizardmybeloved]

OMG OMG OMG THIS IS AWESOME CONSERVATION NEWS! Pangolins are very endangered and are considered the most illegally trafficked animal so every new one is progress!

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.