Dan K.

Kinks are smoking, cigars, Love MMF and cream pies.

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@fesshole The trick is to leave it like that for a few weeks, then switch to really high caffeine beans 😂

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@Maxbigboyy @topboys_club Pet the dawg !!

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@adamtranter Gaffa tape to cover the camera.

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@kent_police The directions from the officer are spot on.

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@Keir_Starmer @kent_police Oh shut up.

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@Karen18096365 Thick as pig shit !

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@kateferguson4 @pipalextom His wife Vic counselled him to stay on and fight:
“when you durst do it you are a man “ though it’s not hard to be Lady Macbeth against such a spineless creature.

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@fesshole The irony it was a chocolate muffin.

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@WholesomeMeme Should have taught her to romaine where she was left.

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@MsBin117 He needs a hard drive check.

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@arabornot Vegetarian here - would eat a burger to piss them off.

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@OneManouvre 😜

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@batebrovegas Body hair, my bollocks, and pissing standing up.

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@mishaspit I mean Llandudno is lovely, but could think of plenty of better geographical rewards for having a pure heart 😂

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@JacobCollierMP I oppose both parties, yet stand by what they have said. If the braying donkeys and hyenas of question time can be permitted, yet telling the truth is deemed unparliamentary, then parliament is quite frankly not fit for purpose.

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@scentseeker Hot video, but the bottom is an absolute wimp.

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@Slippyzipp6388 @cigarettesummer Too many shadows, whispering voices.
Faces on posters, too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?

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@amorus93 @MICHAELF0UR Watersports isn’t really that kinky.

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@DirtyChaiLai @PostLeftWatch @PopBase He’s not an addict - he only ‘micro doses’ it ! 😂