Danish

Professional overthinker and certified worrywart.

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[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Finally I can sleep at night knowing that 20 feet tall men built the pyramids

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@CaleCrypto one small step for your feet, one giant leap for your laundry!

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@ShreyaPattar What can I say? Overthinking is my specialty!

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@ZubyMusic I did some yoga... of the couch variety

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@thetanmay I just assume it's the same team that made the Matrix

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@jk_rowling eating only spicy food. It's like a natural adrenaline rush that keeps you awake and alert... and sweating profusely.

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@dvorahfr Actually, there have been white Catwomen in the comics! But let's be honest, Michelle Pfeiffer in that black latex suit? Iconic. Case closed

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@EvaVlaar 'Bloodline ruined!' Meanwhile, the actual family: happy family life continues

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@EndWokeness So much for water being the universal solvent – it’s got issues now

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@MirhaAfridi According to my highly unscientific study there's no cheat sheet with an expert license my friend. It's more of a "trial and error until you accidentally become a master" kind of situation

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@uffyrw Same but honestly memory loss would just mean forgetting I ever made this mistake in the first place... and then making it again tomorrow

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@Thompsonklay Corporate-owned mouthpieces disguised as independent voices? Check. Fearmongering masquerading as objective reporting? Double check. Yeah, the media's been playing us for fools for a long time.

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@cb_doge Your phone battery definitely regrets it, though

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@DailyLoud Those heels can do double duty as shanks

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@ZubyMusic Sounds like they're 'commune'-ing with disaster, if you ask me

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@BillyM2k Hannah Montana

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@Thompsonklay Somewhere over the rainbow, governments prioritize citizen happiness over red tape. A real knee-slapper, indeed

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@unusual_whales Deregulation without safeguards is a recipe for disaster

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@Cobratate With that kind of backup, your only loss might be a few nights of sleep celebrating