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i'm okay if you're okay • she/her

[izzy @danisnobunk]

I think my lizard may have murdered someone

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[Meg @justmeg]

my toxic trait is that I expect a SIR from every pokemon pack I open

[izzy @danisnobunk]

what is he doing there i’m so scared

[izzy @danisnobunk]

I finally caved and started collecting pokemon cards and I pulled this 2nd pack should I give up while I’m ahead

[izzy @danisnobunk]

erik erikson is rolling in his grave rn

[elizabeth @cobavines]

@HighHeelEsquire She is THIRTEEN. If she was 16 or 17, yes this would be crazy overbearing. What are they doing at just 13 they don’t want the mom to see? She’s too young to be totally unsupervised. I don’t think this is too much at all. They’re babies.

[izzy @danisnobunk]

?

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[izzy @danisnobunk]

I’m 27 years old and divorced watching dan and phil confirm their relationship in the same childhood bedroom I first started watching them in

[izzy @danisnobunk]

woogles were the original labubu

[izzy @danisnobunk]

I had to google slang that my students were using for the first time today

they kept calling me “my Shayla” so if I’m understanding it correctly I’m flattered

[izzy @danisnobunk]

if your man doesn’t react like this to your nudes get rid of him

[izzy @danisnobunk]

my ex husband just called me because he didn’t know my birthday and needed it for taxes so that feels really awesome :)

[Phasmophobia @PlayPhasmo]

Sightings confirmed.

[izzy @danisnobunk]

satellite burning up right above my house may be the coolest thing that’ll happen to me all year

[boinksi 🔜 Halo Fest @boinksi]

WOAH. Something big just broke apart above Northern Illinois. What a sight! #ILWX

[boinksi 🔜 Halo Fest @boinksi]

WOAH. Something big just broke apart above Northern Illinois. What a sight! #ILWX

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

daily affirmations

[izzy @danisnobunk]

unironically I did this but the answer was black mold poisoning

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

how do i lose 30 pounds without cutting out baja blast, coffee creamer, and my ritual of eating 400 calories worth of candy at 11pm???

[izzy @danisnobunk]

i am allowed to bite the hand that feeds me as a little treat

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it was the busta rhymes, its was the worsta rhymes