Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬

historian/movie 🍿🎥 freak/disc jockey, decorum...very real✌️an introvert..I value peace 🕊️..very stubborn 😭😭a good 👍 listener👂 MUFC for eternity

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@kenkenlewu na die dey call am...make he nor worry,body go tell am pass so,(as he nor get sense so,na pastor go tell am woman wey good/bad... because na small pikin he be)🙄

[Chidimma Blessing Noblelady @dimmakilishi]

My children’s favourite swallow is fufu.

Yesterday I decided to be a good mother and cooked soups in bulk for the week. Made Oha soup because they specifically requested it.

Tell me why these children ate like they just came back from a 3-day fasting and prayer.

Everybody had one big wrap of fufu, only my last daughter had TWO wraps like she pays rent in this house 😭

After eating, they started their usual anthem: "Mummy is the best in the world”

At this point, I already know this praise was because of the Oha soup, they love it so much.

Fast forward to this morning.. My last baby came to me looking like a small village headmistress with an urgent memo.

She said, “Mummy, I have a request.”

I said okay… talk to me.

This 6-year-old child said she wants to start taking fufu to school 😳

Before I could process it, her elder sister shouted:
“GOD FORBID!!!”

Her sister asked her, “You won’t be shy eating fufu in front of your classmates??”

She looked at her like she just said rubbish and replied:
“Who cares?”

My last baby now continued:
“What is their business? If anybody tries anything, I will report to my teacher.”

Ah.

I don’t know the 45-year-old woman disguising as a 6-year-old in my house 😭

Anyway, I granted her request.

As I’m typing this, she is dancing because she has secured her fufu lunch.

If you now see one small girl opening flask in school and bringing out fufu…

Just know she is my daughter 😌😂

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@dimmakilishi Dimma,e dun tey ooo...only u block me,then still unblock me.... very funny 😏...anyway how u doing and ur business

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@a4lasade nor surprised say di wife fit know about di side chick,buh because she can't survive financially on her without di husband,she decided to act as if she's unaware...u know di type of mind 4 u to get to invite ur side chick come ur party,no fear or reverence 4 di wife🙄

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@OlajimmySamuel u go jus know say di marriage, didn't happen out of LOVE 💕..... sincerely love is missing 😏

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@Dc_Atuegwu ehh I know say e small...buh sha pay me 🙄

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@evanahh_ na ur headache be that 😏

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@itzchristunique nor reason dis children,na drama dem dey act... leave dem make dem continue to dey find ENGAGEMENT 😏

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@JahBlesssaint21 that reaction,when u deu warm soup 🍲,con say make u relax for bed 🛏️,sleep carry u go all of a sudden...u jus wake and remember 🙄

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@ChisomAgbafor nor surprised....dem go still rush and collect am like dat....abi u dun forget say na LAGOS?🙄

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@a4lasade 😁😁😁😁🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@WrittenBy_SS omo u nor sure say that Auntie Ngozi go get OGBANJE so?😏

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@powerfulbadeeu ur RICH friend dun understand di concept of life,say nothing really dey inside (life)so y not jus live life in a simple way🙄

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@a4lasade make he go tell am say "baba,di juju u give me,nor work for LEWA oo" 😂😂😂😂

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@Ruky_Baby27 what he did was WRONG ❌...not jus wrong,buh also disrespectful...e show say he nor really rate u at all...😏

[Awelewa 😍🥰❤️ @a4lasade]

I had a male friend like that once. Just two weeks into talking, he sent me his account details asking me to send ₦100,000, promising to return it with interest.

I just laughed it off and broke the weyre danu 😂

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@a4lasade omo 🤦,I say I nor even know di spirit wey enter our two body...she con later tell me say I almost make her loose control...cus she dun dey wet...to come burst ur head...na my 2nd babe go report to principal, principal call meeting 🤝 with teachers..matter reach sch proprietor 😂

[Wellness_Tosin @Wellness_Tosin]

A woman brought her baby to church today for dedication. When she was doing her thanksgiving, she went on and on praising God and how she had her baby with ease.

She went ahead to say even the Doctors said she might have to birth the child through C/S, God came through for her. She went ahead to praise our pastor too for praying for her and standing by her through the whole process.

When it was time for sermon, pastor addressed her case first. He said he appreciated her for returning all glory to God but next time she doesn't have to lie. Because she actually had the child through C/S. Pastor said she could still praise God and not mislead people because some people that heard that now might go against doctor's advice next time.

Now the church is divided. Some people said pastor shouldn't have called her out like that. Some said they loved what the pastor did. At least he clarified the issue because of people that might want to act based on her testimony.

Now, was pastor actually wrong? Should he have called her aside to do that? Rather than saying it in the presence of the whole church.

[Warri Boi Tell'em😏♂️🇳🇬 @danison80905]

@Wellness_Tosin di pastor lack DISCRETION 🙄