dani 🎭

◐ writer / producer ◑ chronic over-sharer

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

My ex is terrified that I’ll send the girl he cheated on me with screenshots of him currently cheating on her. He convinced her to block me but im tempted to send the videos to her Gmail anyway. Chat, what’s that thought 👍🫶🏼

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

opting out 💌

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

schools on the south side of Chicago btw

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

@faunroux @SydneyBattle Nobody over 30 knows who the hell addison Rae is lol

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

@workwithno @iiiitsandrea Literally yes. lol.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

Downloaded a dating ap that wasn’t tinder for the first time ever and they give you a literal count of your likes and messages and there’s over 2,000 and I’ve had it for 3 days. All this to say that I spent the last 4 years thinking I was an unlovable unfuckable bitch and um. Wow

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

— Hishaam Siddiqi, Where did go?

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

the less i know the better

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

sometimes a girl you know is going through a time where she is fucking the worst men known to earth and because it’s a canon event you can’t be a hater about it. You cannot convince them otherwise it’s just something they have to experience themselves

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

in retrospect, I think this sequence of posts nearly ended liberal cultural dominance. they really had to claw back a lot of lost territory after these hit

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

at the comedy open mic and there’s 50 people here and maybe 6 of us clapped when they asked who lives alone lmao

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

@mckennasonline lmaoooo facts

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

I am so tired of being lonely. I’m so sick of not having a singular family member I can talk to. I’m so sick of not having a mom or dad. I’m so sick of being here.

Why should I have to be?

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

I’ve never cared about this country or its ideals or any of the systems that have suppressed me. I could never understand why people would die for it.

But I also feel like I can look into my future. And it doesn’t feel great. It feels lonelier than it even is now.

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

(It’s wild to realize this because it’s so freeing to realize that if I died I know for a fact there wouldn’t be a tombstone or funeral)

[dani 🎭 @danistarkey]

Excuse me ma’am — im too busy to act on my suicidal tendencies—as I have bills to pay for people who couldn’t give a shit if I live or die !

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

To understand why black tie requires you to cover your waist, it helps to know a little about the history of men's dress. 🧵