Dan

yup

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@CookieXUK @Lufthansa_USA Update. They told me at check in to ask the gate agent to call the person in my son's seat (that I paid for) to please switch with my 6 year old. Avoid Lufthansa

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@Lufthansa_USA @CookieXUK Don't be so sure. I paid for 3 seats next to each other so my 6 year old could sit next to me. Lufthansa moved my 6 year old 8 rows back without notifying me. I PAID and still got this. They refused to help on the phone and told me to sort it out at the airport.

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@lufthansa @Lufthansa_USA just moved my 6 year old out of a PAID seat next to me by himself with zero notification. No help from chat and no help from phone. Don't expect a paid seat to actually be yours when flying Lufthansa. I've never experienced this in other airlines.

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@Hellmanns my mom tells me I haven't been the same child ever since you discontinued clam-o-naise. Please, for my family. #BringBackCLAMONAISE

[Dan @danisthebatman]

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[Or Leviteh @OrLeviteh]

What can we do to get @turo in NYC? @nycgov

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@F1 seems secure to me

[Or Leviteh @OrLeviteh]

In case you didn't know! 🔊 @Google #toddlers

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@getnanit it's clear the latest firmware update caused a lot of problems. Why is your support team telling me to reset everything I own (app, camera, router) instead of assuming responsibility for the issues?

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@NorthwellHealth My wife and I are trying to sign up for LabFly, but the form requires a first name of "at least 3 letters". Except, my wife's name is Or. Can you fix it so we can sign up please?

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@getnanit ever since the latest firmware update I get no insights and no connectivity after midnight. Always have to unplug and plug back in. Mashed it very difficult to use the camera

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it.

#CountdownToMars

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

The moment that my team dreamed of for years, now a reality. Dare mighty things.

#CountdownToMars

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@NYCWater https://t.co/ejDi4L3CzW

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@NYCWater doesn't seem like the reset password form on the site is working. I can't reset using email

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@FedEx it is literally impossible to talk to customer service through your automated service when I've received someone else's package. What am I supposed to do

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@Brownstoner Is the page down right now? I'm getting a 502 error

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@Tesla I'm purchasing a house in Brooklyn where Tesla Solar is currently unavailable. We'd love to install solar on the house. Is it coming to Brooklyn soon (in which case we'd wait), or should we go with another option?

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@notsofiacoppola This is bananas**

[Dan @danisthebatman]

@UPPAbaby I guess my washer didn't like the basket fabric for my Cruz :(