dan (not the bi one)

the nonbinary kid with the hair from israel. i am awkw and ppl laugh at me.
ivri lider retweeted me on 3.9.15
דן/دأن

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

i burnt my hand while making baked potatoes and chicken. life lesson: don't try to eat animals

[Amir Bohbot אמיר בוחבוט @amirbohbot]

ראש מערך רפואת השיניים בצה"ל סא״ל נועם פרוטר, גם מפקד יחידת הזיהוי והרפואה המשפטית, היה חבר המשלחת לגיניאה המשוונית.
כיון שמדובר באסון כבד (100 הרוגים ומאות פצועים) עבודתו בשטח הייתה מורכבת, נפשית ומקצועית, כאשר הזיהוי הסופי יתבסס על DNA בסיוע המכון לרפואה משפטית. שליחות גדולה!

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

@elleteedee no one can demand that i swallow, and for me it's more erotic when they cum in my mouth and it's not swallowed and makes a mess. i swallowed for the first time recently and it felt like I didn't know he came

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

learning about @korndiddy 's side effects from ankylosing spondylitis in med school! kinda exciting!

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

WHOEVER KEEPS VANDALISING MY WIKIPEDIA PAGE TO INCLUDE EXPLICIT DETAILS ABOUT MY “MONSTER DONG” thank you

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Christmas?! Time to get depresstive!

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

ninja brian's mom is totally his best friend

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

@RiotRogers https://t.co/nwgkaUZElI

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

the first thing bowie learnt to imitate is my specific laugh for when i hold her and now she does it when she's bored i love her

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

just saw zach anner on the new episode of speechless i'm fucking ecstatic

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

fuck donald trump

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

not everything is about you, you orange faced creep https://t.co/wyihaOifYR

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Mayor of San Juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump.

[alyssa @violasorori]

let girls be gay in peace

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The Jews don't need your stupid thoughts, go help Puerto Rico. https://t.co/il9CPO1xhO

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

fuck off we aren't even supposed to be online on yom kippur asshole https://t.co/ZocPqEeqFI

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My thoughts are with all those observing Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.

[Cryaotic @CryWasTaken]

It's 2017. Can we all agree ASMR is a Fetish Lite™ now?

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

@CryWasTaken nah mate bc when lizards regrow their tail it grows darker and less efficient and if it's a male lizard he's considered less attractive

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

RT if you could use a coffee!

Like if your regrets are crippling

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Happy Monday! Go get em! Accomplish your goals! Work hard! There is no afterlife!

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

It's always a tough time when @GameGrumps are playing games I wanna play myself first. I love their channel so much man. The biggest mood.

[dan (not the bi one) @danisweirdlyhot]

druid and warlock tbh https://t.co/bEiPkDAOVr