Dani Swords

recovered Florida woman. Here to complain about the Jets and Rangers

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

My dad is 77, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

We’re so back

[Zack Rosenblatt @ZackBlatt]

A smiling Garrett Wilson: “I have a feeling it’s going to be a special year.”

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

New favorite sticker just dropped

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bills’ new alternate Nickel City uniforms for the upcoming season:

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

@chrisdrury hear me out

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Raiders back to Oakland confirmed, LFG

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

How should the 2026 Fantasy Football draft go? 🤔

1.03: Ja'Maar Chase, WR, CIN
1.06: Christian McCaffrey, RB, SF
1.10: Justin Jefferson, WR, MIN
2.03: Jeremiyah Love, RB, ARI
2.12: Brock Bowers, TE, OAK

Full mock draft here: https://t.co/ibPwOmgdh2

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.

[WIRED @WIRED]

This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read: https://t.co/I8BO4q4vpL

[WIRED @WIRED]

In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free. https://t.co/7MDXrwIyjy

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

This is why you can simply lose the election

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

It’s actually insane that running for class president at 17 means you’ve committed to planning your high school reunion at 27.

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Brides are on the plane on their way to the honeymoon and idk if they know yet so I sent a text ❤️

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

got to be the one to tell my best friend that lindsey graham died

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Lindsay Graham died last night while I was at a wedding between 2 women

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

This is about to be bush v gore all over again

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

the fine print in voting is voting for your TOP COUPLE FIRST!!!! Vote for YOUR couple first!!!!

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Is the US men’s soccer current goalie situation kinda like Canada men’s hockey where every kid wanted to be the next Sidney Crosby? Who is the Sidney Crosby here?

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

And word on Leo Trocheck?? Did he get traded?

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Now that he’s no longer on the rangers, has anyone else ever come across J***y B********i’s dad’s twitter account?

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Trouba Train x Caltrain giveaway when??

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Welcome to San Jose Jacob Trouba. ✍️

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

What does it mean when sometimes you can only figure out the purple category on connections

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

CHRIS DRURY, PLEASE WAKE UP FROM YOUR POST-DRAFT HIBERNATION

[Minnesota Sports Fan @realmnsportsfan]

Any last hopes of a Mats Zuccarello extension with the Minnesota Wild before July 1 are officially dead.

@RussoHockey and @JoeSmithNHL are reporting that he's pissed... and now dead set on hitting free agency.

"According to league sources, granted anonymity to discuss talks that aren’t public, Zuccarello is pretty ticked about how things have gone...."

[Nic🇧🇷 @nicclles]

When people say chai tea

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

Something with “on the clock” and “not clocking”

[Dani Swords @DaniSwords]

Do we have any signs of life from Chris Drury?