dan yell

my name is asshole and i wish to acquire all knowledge held by mankind

i have a lot of thoughts

☝️🤓😡🤔😼🙀😹😨💪

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[dan yell @danithefart]

i HATE people who reverse park sooo much like can you not just be normal like every other functioning member of society?? NOBODY thinks its cool and youre just taking up time and space in the parking lot

[joowon @n0w00j]

#pourbeeronyourinternchallenge

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent Called Zelenskyy a “Little F*cker” and a “Special-Needs Child,” Urged Against Oval Office Meeting —Guardian

[vi @vimentality7]

Don’t even F*CKING joke lad…

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[dan yell @danithefart]

i got a serious issue w looking at ppl like im in love w them

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Ace Niederhoff LeFleur @aceniederhoff]

People in Huntington Beach still look like this

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice