Danielle Houtkooper

Writer of stuff, doer of things.

[Danielle Houtkooper @danithekoop]

#AllStars7 here for #raja and #jinkx

[Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH @toxicologist12]

I have two speeds of responding to your email:

1) Within 7 seconds
2) Never

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

FYI, every like or RT you give to a tweet of Mine entitles you to one (1) sin-free masturbation to the pornography of your choice.

[Danielle Houtkooper @danithekoop]

Can’t help but be #teamginger this time around #allstars6finale

[Danielle Houtkooper @danithekoop]

@bigmoodenergy Congrats ❤️✨

[Danielle Houtkooper @danithekoop]

Crush the cis-tem #TeamGottmik

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Holy. Shit.

Boulder, Colorado passed an assault weapons ban in 2018.

The NRA sued the city and a judge struck down the ban 10 DAYS GO.

The Boulder shooter bought the gun 6 DAYS before the shooting.

These deaths were the direct result of the NRA’s intervention.

[Danielle Houtkooper @danithekoop]

@vulpesvulpess Fucking SAME

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

NEW: Citywide boil water notice issued for Austin residents after power outages at largest treatment plant

https://t.co/UOK778YxlY

[Greg Casar @GregCasar]

180,000+ @austinenergy customers have no power. Some ⚡️ restored but *not* enough. If water main broken call 5129721000, 911 if medical emergency

Don’t call @GovAbbott for help though, he’s busy making an ass of himself on @FoxNews while people freeze.

Will be posting updates.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's important to remember that many of you are still stupid.

[Mo 🍉 @MozFrame]

was rewatching Ferris Bueller's day off when suddenly...

[𝔍 @fentyyhoe]

Hold on!!!! Kamala's step daughter giving actual looks!!!!!!

[Joshua Neal @joshuaneall]

Anybody else’s brain do this? 🥴🥴🥴😩 https://t.co/HHRHvIMFM3

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

$600 is simply not enough when you have to choose between paying rent or putting food on the table.

We need $2,000 stimulus checks.

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.