dan

be humble

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

RT if your team has this!!!!!

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Never stop dreaming... #mufc

@Cristiano 🐐🙌

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[dan @danitoz_]

@SerderM78082 @nonregemesse

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

It’s truly a humbling experience when events like Coachella & the Grammys come around & like clockwork,I’m uninvited & uninvolved. I appreciate my position or space I hold in ya heart & mind if so bc you’re the humbling experience that’s timeless & 4dat I thk u. Iaintshitwithoutu

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Kenya has 24 hours electricity but Tinubu asked Nigerians living in darkness and generator noise to thank God that they are better than Kenyans 🤣🤣

[dan @danitoz_]

Is that so?

[chels @chelsea]

I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB

[jacob juma @kabetes]

For @RailaOdinga to win 2017 elections, he should stop supporting Arsenal. Arsenal team can falsely make one believe that they are the best.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Hate watchers are about to have a terrible afternoon. We are the Arsenal and this is our season.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A captain's performance throughout March 👊

Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Month 🏅

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🚨 The best player in the Premier League...

...during March 2026 😏🏅

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Hot Take 🔥

Daredevil should be called Batman because he's blind and got a sonar ability, like a bat.

Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, because he's a former daredevil who made a deal with the devil.

Batman should be called Ghost Rider, because he is ridin' on his dead parents' fortune.

[dan @danitoz_]

@NotoriousHenrie And matakwa😂

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Jordan @jorolevenque]

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

@centregoals @Telegraph

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

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