that one girl

I had a dog named Webster. Yea, Webster like the dictionary. But he was a dog. A black dog.
#clearmywishlist

[that one girl @danits]

I'm in tears 😂😂😂

[tee @SpilllTheTee]

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

[that one girl @danits]

Nordys packages... where you at? @Nordstrom

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Your package will be delivered today”

Me all day:

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i hope the person you fall in love with comes home on a random tuesday with flowers and a pastry to remind you that you are loved and on their mind.

[danni @starboymingi]

i was born to attend concerts and travel, not work a 9-5 🤮

[🦑 @sydnxypf]

I’m so loyal to the angels i get personally offended when people tell me to switch fanbases like ???

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every day

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Biden administration officials were aware of potential heart-related complications, such as myocarditis, associated with mRNA COVID-19 vaccines but delayed public warnings and downplayed the findings, a Senate report alleges.

[pelumiii.🧛🏾 @shelovespelumi]

if i smell nice please tell me i smell nice, let me know my perfume is working please.

[that one girl @danits]

😭

[that one girl @danits]

You know what I miss about being single? Sleeping diagonally on my bed. 😄

[Gubba Homestead @GubbaHomestead]

I genuinely think it’s wild that people are scared to give honey to a baby under 12 months but not scared to give 25 heavy metal shots to a baby under 12 months.

[that one girl @danits]

Spotify being down during my morning commute was interesting seeing as how only 2 songs kept playing over and over and what's the alternative? The radio?

[that one girl @danits]

Somebody send me a chocolate cake and I will forever be grateful.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

accidentally just opened my front camera. we remain grateful for personality.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, “The one from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn't count!" I replied, “I assure you, he does.”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Why does it look like the bear hired the photographer for this photograph

[that one girl @danits]

In all the years I've been to the beach, I've never seen it as full as it's shown on Baywatch.

[Nerdy Librarian @loveherlethergo]

Pickles are so good, until you're in one.

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[Alexis W. @lextakesthecity]

All Forever 21 needed to do was revamp their clothes to fit the current days aesthetic and stop selling shirts that said “taco tuesday” but no they didn’t want to listen. RIP my girl.