dani

I like pizza rolls, wine, the beach & dogs

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Ladies, marry the man who doesn’t rush you in the planner aisle

[milk @milkinhisbag]

you should get paid time and a half at work if you have a tummy ache

[dani @daniwolfeee]

“Being hurt is inevitable. Living hurt is a choice.”

[jodie @jodieegrace]

instagram and facebook being down is a gift to social media managers everywhere this monday

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Today I called my husband out of the blue bc I missed him and he answers “what up hoe”.

I’m really glad we have this mutual agreement on keeping the romance alive in our relationship.

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Did it hurt? When you realized 2022 is only a couple months away and you’re still trying to recover from 2020?

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel

[Michelada @xocarrillo]

Vaccinated or not, always remember to hop up off the bed and turn your swag on, take a look in the mirror and say wassup

[mike. @justmike]

Honestly if u watch the news, stop. Forget about it, live your life, make your own decisions, don’t let them take your energy

[dani @daniwolfeee]

This aged well

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Gahdamn there’s a bunch of ‘rona pregnancies right now

[dani @daniwolfeee]

@The_ChicagoKid YES

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Sliced cucumbers and salt. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

[dani @daniwolfeee]

girls who drink pickle juice straight from the jar are superior. I said what I said.

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband after our gender reveal:

“Dani, I keep getting butterflies whenever I think about having a girl”

He was born to be a girl dad 🥺🎀

[dani @daniwolfeee]

No one tells you that the #1 side effect of being pregnant is constantly losing and finding chip crumbs in your belly button

[G @SmediumYSLTees]

Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.

[Rue @scusemerue]

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial https://t.co/ftUm3wdBzg

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

i have to be constantly receiving packages to feel alive

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Yooo it’s Aries season ⚡️