Dani Emmett

[Dani Emmett @danixrenee]

BRING EDDIE MUNSON BACK - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/QRht5myHPP via @Change

[Dani Emmett @danixrenee]

DC Entertainment: Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/cVpnMMVNoH via @Change

[Dani Emmett @danixrenee]

@Delta you’ve changed my flight so I miss my connection and your customer service line hangs up on me?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

HOW TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY:

-tell me I’m pretty

-Venmo request $5 from anyone who never made you cum

-if I a man makes unwarranted comments about your body, kill him

-treat yourself to a new candle and body lotion

-eat whatever you want

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

It is officially my birth month and you are all legally required to be nice to me

[Daddyfund @daddyfund001]

I can’t read French at all but they cooking the shit out this nigga in the replies 😭😭

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

first semester out of college & i don’t miss tests but i do miss the absolute chaos of finals week literally no one cares what anyone does or wears or if you've eaten animal crackers for a straight week all behavior is justified it’s like the purge

[Alexandra Halaby @iskandrah]

Drinking champagne while the world burns. Go to hell, @SallieMae!

[Jacob Frey @Jacob_Frey]

Consent given. Immigrants and refugees are welcome in Minneapolis.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

If you have trouble believing that Elizabeth Warren experienced pregnancy discrimination because no one wrote down "Fired because pregnant," you are going to be floored when you learn about the experiences of.... any other human woman you know.

[🅰️ @dewdatshit]

Your poor gf 🤢🤢🤢

[Dani Emmett @danixrenee]

@sandyhook @Santamaria1086

[T’KEYRA @TkBrown_]

My relationship makes me so happy that I just think about how content I am randomly throughout the day and how excited I am to go home to my s/o , ya feel?

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Being married to an alcoholic who requires round-the-clock care because they’re incapable of going to a casual barbecue without getting fall down drunk and making a fool of themself>>>>>

[crab @dmndeyes]

My dude O’Malley went off

[Jay @JenE4rmTheBlock]

Suburban white moms are literally the most insufferable demographic. They are miserable. Whole personality is graphic tees, coffee, wine, & being racist.

[kenz @sevreds]

anyways so target is donating $100,000 to GLSEN which is an organization that focuses on advocating for safe schools for LGBT+ kids. Also remember at target our bathrooms are open for transgender people, we also have a gender-neutral bathroom option. Plus what a cute romper