Dan Jordan

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@Sonny_NC I find it astonishing that the media give the coalition so much air time, I didn’t think they won the last election and I’m pretty sure they don’t currently form government. It was enough listening to them when they were in power why do we have to put up with them now?

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@Sonny_NC Abolish the current system introduce #universalwage the former Centrelink employee can then chastise themselves in the mirror at home as often as they like, whilst their former wage and the department’s budget is more equitably distributed to more needy Australians

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

#qanda the elephant in the room here is the privatisation of the energy sector. Always a construct that would inevitably collapse when the going got tough. Feds should simply nationalise the whole sector.

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@InsidersABC David Speers didn’t cut off or speak over Matt Kean once, contrast to Katie G. Is it gender or political?

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

#insiders is just me or does David Speers have a tendency to talk over female guests? Fairdinkum he must have spoken over or interjected when Katie Gallagher speaking 20 times! Disrespectful ☹️

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@murpharoo It is risible the NFF can make claims like this ‘farmers were unwitting victims of land clearing legislation “that removed their property rights without compensation” Indigenous Australia would appreciate the odd 90 or 250 billion dollars to throw their way in ‘compensation’ 🙄

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@BCAcomau I am just so furious at mobs like this who through their wilful denial delayed our country from seriously tackling climate change and reaping the economic advantages of early conversion to a green economy by at least two decades, just go and hang your heads on shame.

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA Is this one of the most random and bizarre panels ever assembled on QandA? The ABC is doing #potus proud!

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA Hamish well briefed by David Littleproud on the placement of federal meat inspectors at abattoirs in Victoria

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA I hope the next pandemic is an outbreak of large cuddly pandas, everywhere large cuddly pandas that anyone can hug at anytime

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA Covid19 has opened up a Pandora’s box of potential future pandemics which will of course lead to absolute pandemonium

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA Y beat up Dan when he’s been so successful? ScoMo influences qanda?

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@QandA Lori from Malvern, what’s wrong with private boarding schools in Victoria? Why do you have to send your child to nsw?

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

@craigreucassel Great idea! How about another job creation nation building project? Put all above ground power lines underground!!! Removes visual pollution, improves amenity, reduces power ‘leakage’, will vastly improve asset life & management, decentralise the grid connect local solar panels!

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

Politicians : Income Justice - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3pjzjgCt2V via @ChangeAUS

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

Coronamania has reached its nadir the Myers men’s toilets have no toilet paper, apparently stripped by hoarders, guy in the next cubicle (in an act of courageous solidarity) passed some dunnny paper under the door and saved me from making some courageous decisions of my own!!!!

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

Who gives a shit? Well in Australia in turns out you can know calculate the IQ and capacity for rational thought of each community by the amount of toilet paper packets left on supermarket shelves. #toiletrolliq

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

............I see my body in this city, as my heart is burning;
In Gippsland.

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

MY HEART BURNS IN GIPPSLAND
As the fireworks finish blazing away
Across the Melbourne skyline
The smoke drifts across the cityscape
So much like from a bushfire burning
In Gippsland 300k away.
And I wonder as I sit in city bliss,
An easy urban lifestyle at my feet,

[Dan Jordan @danj50]

The fireworks sparkles are not those deadly embers
The acrid smoke is quickly clearing
Soon city lights will once more beckon.
That siren that I hear, the first to hail in the new year,
Is not the local CFA but an ambulance attending
The city’s drama unending...........