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[dan @danjampack]

it will get better.

[dan @danjampack]

THIS IS WHY HE’S THE GOAT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Robert Pattinson was the only actor to ask to read the script for Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ before agreeing to star in the film.

“You want to read it? Everyone else just said yes,” Nolan replied.

(https://t.co/kzJV4Ty3wH)

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

LEGENDARY LOVERS TONIGHT 9pm PT
YABADABADOOOO
@ChiefKeef

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

Does anyone know how to turn off auto-translate

[dan @danjampack]

@melthuur @addict_reality @c_ilari1 @dracuswaa im pretty sure the part that’s played up for the cameras is the flirting and touching, just cause they don’t do that off camera doesn’t mean they’re not good friends off camera. why speculate? u sound parasocial asf rn😭

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Canadians be like Let’s go to the Liquor Control Board of Ontario

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I have 0% win rate on every single thing I do

[bonnie @fwrosting]

only real bitches got shunned from the friend group at 16

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[dan @danjampack]

@Ragnama105 @ThotsLoveThugga @notcapnamerica they got vomit bags on every seat for a reason🤷

[dan @danjampack]

@gothkuro @nawmiis to be fair, that’s lowkey the point… they’re streamers

[dan @danjampack]

@hollanovluvr not trying to be antagonistic, but what was the backhanded compliment? i’m lost😅

[teo 💽 @TeoDomani]

I went to London, Ontario once and a seven-year-old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself

[cash @spo9globoob]

Is it CP if you been using the same dick pic since freshman year

[dan @danjampack]

@poisonjr no clue what this is about but i bet it's hilarious

[Ryker @ArtistRyker]

Fraps oil painting.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Studies show it’s impossible to submit your assignments on time

[Guppi @guppisound]

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

[Jenny 🐟 @soundvuitex]

Canadian bottom prep essentials

[໊ @wynavira]

mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from each other