Dan Bruce

Father of 3 wonderful, cute, bright, exhausting, adorable children.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@SkyUK this is just shocking service. This is slower than dial up.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@ThreeUK why offer me a new deal, if you’re not going to honour it and change it to something which will be £150 more expensive - every time I have to deal with you it’s shocking customer service.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

Happy International Women’s day. Supporting gender equality on #IWD2019 when my two awesome, strong and intelligent daughters grow up, I hop they have better equality. #BalancedForBetter #HSBCBalance

[Paul Mallon @BCFCMallon]

Once again, shocking customer service from @vauxhall,for exactly the same symptom when under warranty it requires a software update, but when just out of warranty it requires £400 Of parts and labour.Customer services promise to do an investigation, but just take the dealers word

[Sedgley Scorpions FC @SedgScorpions]

Players needed for our U16 and U18 Girls teams for the new season. Anyone interested please e-mail [email protected]. Please RT!!

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

Top of Snowden selfie from two weeks ago. Well done kids - yep a bit foggy.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup will have to keep an eye on you.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup I'm scared, here is my scared face

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup and here is my funny face.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup Joseph's funny face to cheer you up

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup hahahahhahahhahahahahah

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup she gets it from me look.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup jelly

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

There are 2 possibilities: either Trump is so smart that I can't understand him... or he's a fucking imbecile. https://t.co/Ng0jCPCHK4

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup that's a brown belt by the way...hi-yaa!

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup bring it on, I am ready for you. All those years of you bullying me with tickles, I have learnt to defend myself.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup it does, I am only 36 anyway, that's not old, not compared to 45 #toooldtotickleyouryoungebrother

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup I am like 19th century old compared to you who is Roman old.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup haha, I am on both twits and facepain but more friends on face pain, so gave twits a Miss for a while.

[Dan Bruce @danjbruce]

@monster_soup shhhhhh the kids don't know any really tickle spots, they are all super ticklish though.