Danny McAuliffe

no opinions my own, they all belong to someone else.

[Michael Foley📚🖊 @MickFoley76]

So Mayo will meet Tipp or Cork in the AI semi-final in a few weeks. Last time Tipp won an AI football semi-final they beat Mayo to make the 1920 final, where they beat Dublin.....

[Danny McAuliffe @danjoemac]

@realDonaldTrump

[Michael Foley📚🖊 @MickFoley76]

It's actually going to be a 15 minute frame-by-frame breakdown of Mark Keane's goal for Cork v Kerry last Saturday, but I haven't told them yet.

[Cornelius @ComedianConn]

Kerryman goes to extreme measures to avoid meeting a Corkman.

#CorkGAA
#kerrygaa
#craic
#uptherebels

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Pfizer Vaccine Created After Irish Intern Accidentally Spilled Flat 7UP Into Mix https://t.co/kCOrlsoNww

[Pádraig Ó Maolchathaigh @PaMulSport]

A commentary I’m never gonna live down, what a year! All the long miles following @OfficialCorkGAA Football up and down the country and now to beat Kerry in a thriller @PaircUiCha0imh! Unreal! My voice is gone but it will be back in a fortnights time for Tipp Final! @FiFinnymac

[Lila Hassan ليلى حسن @lilahass]

I grew up in Egypt, we have our results before the election starts

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

Death of Robert Fisk marks the passing one of the most highly regarded and controversial British foreign correspondents of the modern era https://t.co/WuU3NlgSgP

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Nigel Farage’s EU salary ran out, Trump is unlikely to remain President & it’s too cold to shout at refugees from Dover.

So now he seeks votes risking lives by opposing public health measures in a pandemic.

There has never been a more shameless opportunist in British politics.

[Danny McAuliffe @danjoemac]

That escalated quickly!!!

[Danny McAuliffe @danjoemac]

@realDonaldTrump Nobody said it was going to be easy...

[Tyrone Tribulations @Gombeen1]

1-4 to 1-3 Donegal lead. Tiernan McCann looking fit. He spent lockdown weightlifting sunbeds and reading Russian literature. #GAA

[Danny McAuliffe @danjoemac]

@Ross_Shane1 @SeanDefoe With all due respect Shane, I'd say your days of credibly sitting back & throwing shite at govt's is gone. Stick to the photo bombing. That you were good at.

[Showbiz Chimp @ShowbizChimp]

Buzz Aldrin lands one on the loon.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Some people would love to have your bad days.

[Mark Hennessy @MarkHennessy]

Essential reading, this - Much of what we think about Covid-19 is wrong. We need to change the conversation #COVID-19 https://t.co/upu8b92bnJ

[Danny McAuliffe @danjoemac]

The Conor McGregor of Comedy

[Cornelius @ComedianConn]

Things are going pretty well...

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

SCIENCE:

If you don't make mistakes, you're doing it wrong.

If you don't correct those mistakes, you're doing it really wrong.

If you can't accept that you're mistaken, you're not doing it at all.