Dan Jones

Welshman living in Hilton, Derby

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

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[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@spikedonline It's an absolute disgrace that you are allowed to spout such rubbish. Our leaders NEED to show integrity to command the respect of the general public. Your support for his undermining of the due process that has been followed is fundamentaly damaging to standards in public life.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

I believe another future is possible – but we have to fight for it.

That’s why I’m standing to be leader of the Labour Party.

Join me and together we can – and we will – win: https://t.co/7LQiNItoDU

[Gareth Bale @GarethBale11]

DON'T TAKE ME HOME!!!!!!!

[michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen]

Wales votes to trust a new and more right wing Tory leadership to invest as much money into its poorer areas as EU has been doing #EUref

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Dear Japan. I changed my mind. Sorry.
#RSAvJPN

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@EvsNo8 just get pissed and throw your money at a horse with long odds. Always works for me...

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

Hi!

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

Fw: (1)

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@EvsNo8 looked that icy in your pic!

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@EvsNo8 shame I'm not back, could have bought the plastic bags out of retirement! Have a good one and put some pics online!

[Martin Brundle OBE @MBrundleF1]

Come on Michael, give us one of those race stints at pure qualifying pace to win through, like you used to. You can do it.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

RT @ThePoke: Best X Factor drinking game we've seen so far. (via @WelshDalaiLama) #XFactor

[James Denselow @jamesdenselow]

Private Eye on #Syria at the G20

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

RT Rugby fans Pl RT to show your support for elite Refs enforcing new scrum directive - @brettgosper @Nigelrefowens @craigjoubert et al -

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

(Via@PaddyBriggs) Remember, next time you lose your balance, crossing your legs like this re-stablises you.

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@EvsNo8 not the best game. Lions will do better hopefully...

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@piersmorgan I don't think there is a single footballer in the premier league who wouldn't change allegiance for extra cash unfortunately.

[Dan Jones @danjones_1981]

@EvsNo8 ha ha! Looks like a slightly more athletic version of @maty214 !