Dan Johnson

Used to play RL but now I just brunch and read. Commissioning Editor Taylor & Francis. Make music as @prraaanng

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

@JoeCarnallJnr Not bad lid

[Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs]

It’s absolutely fair to blame everyone who voted Tory at the 2019 general election for this by the way.

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

There are people who were in the Queue for 2% of Truss's time as PM

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This shit is so fucking funny, Wikipedia is having to specify months

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

I have been thrown out of Parliament for saying what we all know:

Boris Johnson has lied to the House of Commons and the country over and over again.

But I’ve got news for the Tories, I will never stop speaking truth to power!

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Meghan Markle’s interview hasn’t just exposed the truth about the monarchy, a shadowy institution shrouded in secrecy despite supposedly embodying the nation.

It’s currently exposing everyone who doesn’t care about either racism or suicide.

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Making spirts bright

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

It's not going well, team. Think I might be paying £100 to avoid the hassle.

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Second email from the aptly named 'Joy' at NSL Services for @wandbc threatening to TAKE ME TO COURT because the bin men missed our bin bags last week. In the midst of a pandemic?! It's that or a £150 fine. Got 10 days to decide what to do, help me do that? RTs appreciated

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

@marcusjstock @wandbc You did law yeah I'll give you a ring in a couple of weeks

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Second email from the aptly named 'Joy' at NSL Services for @wandbc threatening to TAKE ME TO COURT because the bin men missed our bin bags last week. In the midst of a pandemic?! It's that or a £150 fine. Got 10 days to decide what to do, help me do that? RTs appreciated

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

The Big Light is a depression trigger send tweet

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Imagine having any problem with the Bernie meme other than "it's not that fucking funny" though

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Accurate

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

imagine owning your own property and just being able to be like “I’m gonna paint this entire room sky blue” and then doing it and it being fine cos you own it? wild

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

If you're disgusted by the Chartwells food parcels, it might be good to stop voting for the bastards who've presided over a 38% increase in child poverty over the last decade.

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

@thomaslefeuvre Yeah been shite hasn't he

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

News just in: PM says it's not his fault he's a bastard, it's Labour's fault for letting him get away with it. Bit of both from my POV but wild that Boris can churn this out unchallenged by media, public, and yes, Labour.

[Evolve Politics @evolvepolitics]

Oh dear god, Boris Johnson just said it didn’t he.

He said Marcus Rashford was doing a better job of holding the government to account than Keir Starmer.

Oh wow.

You can’t even argue with it.

He’s actually completely right for once.

Starmer looking particularly irritated,

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

@Conor_Jordan Unbearable isn't it

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Still polling ahead. How? I didn't understand people voting for a party of demonstrably bad people in 2019 but after this past year, just how?!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

“If you’re that glad why did you vote against it..you were shamed into it..do you regret voting against it now?”

The Health Secretary’s reply is shocking

Another masterclass from @piersmorgan in how to hold Gov’t to account

[Dan Johnson @danjridings]

Just one more, That Peter Kay Thing was pretty good tbf