Dan Kasoff

History major at THE University of Texas from Spring, TX. Currently looking to pursue MBA. Expert Guitar Hero. AEPI FOR LIFE #UT #HookEm #AEPiforlife

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@Drake i think Enemies and Back To Back sound similar. Please don't start a beef with me #dontstart

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

I can't go home, so i go to whataburger instead #whataburger @ Whataburger Restaurants https://t.co/yeeYRRKWmD

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@dekker so my lease ends sept. 1. You looking for a roommate in Houston? I'm like 10 min from your work

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@azizansari dogs on hovercrafts would definitely be an awesome date event #modernromance

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

WHAT WE REALLY JUST WITNESSED

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

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[kirbs 💀 @kirbyfullyldd]

Note to self: never ever drink manischewitz again for any reason

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

"Did you say @AllieGoertz or Allie Gooo-ertz"? #shotgunbrunch

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@laudahh5 I don't really check twitter that often, either. I'm more of a facebook guy

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@laudahh5 not sad. But it does prove my tweet

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

#HappyHouseOfCardsDay

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Well it really doesn't take much to #BreakTheInternet

[Google @Google]

"Ok Google, remind me to call mom." #Oscars2015

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

At this rate, Chris Matthews ADP will be 3rd round

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

DMX gotta do next year's halftime show tho

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@BuzzFeed What's the article submission process? I hadn't seen Friends before Jan 1st. I finished the 1st season and wrote down my thoughts.

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

Makes me jealous of @JasonTennenbaum "35 Reasons Living In New York City Ruins You For Life
http://t.co/VYXsZ1dsx7"

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@neiltyson THEY'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@SouthwestAir her name, flight number. Any other info she should give me? #GoodGuyAirline

[Dan Kasoff @dankasoff]

@SouthwestAir my sister gate-checked her daughter's car seat. Still ended up broken. What went wrong here? #fragile