Dan*

some high powered mutant, God’s own prototype, too weird to live too rare to die. 🇵🇸

[Dan* @dankayll5]

Thought this was Claudia winkleman at first

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Peruvian long haired guinea pig

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Israel has murdered more starving Palestinian civilians queuing for food from its "distribution hubs" (798) than the total number of Israeli civilians (695) killed on 7th October.

On top of the 80,000 people (over 25,000 kids) it's already butchered.

[Ishan @IWLFC98]

Immortalise him. Write him into the fabric of this club and never let anyone forget who he is. Once a Red, always a Red.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

You know what's "not appropriate" Keir?!

Arming a fucking genocide...

Fuck The Sun and solidarity with Palestine Action. 🇵🇸

[Dan* @dankayll5]

It’s a 20 foot cock and balls man

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Today we took some of the King’s treasure and we gave it to kids in Belfast, on both sides of the community!

[Dan* @dankayll5]

@bushontheradio irritating human behaviour ideas. People on conference calls in coffee shops

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Jack Karlson, who became famous for his arrest during a "succulent Chinese meal," has died at the age of 82

[insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments]

Jeremy Corbyn is caught playing a version of the game 'Doom' which lets you kill Margaret Thatcher (2022)

[Dan* @dankayll5]

@dpdireland thanks you one of your delivery drivers destroying 3 cars in a hit and run last night. Didn’t even leave their details

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Dan* @dankayll5]

How’s that going?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

As President, I will use military power responsibly and as a last resort. We will not go back to forever wars in the Middle East. #DemDebate

[Dan* @dankayll5]

#southgateout

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

It'll be a white Christmas regardless of the weather! UK has the second highest rate of cocaine use in the world, figures show https://t.co/73Zeo1I0o3

[Dan* @dankayll5]

Would take this over a Christmas dinner every day of the week

[Matt Cooper Bites @MattCooperBites]

Indian takeaway inspired Christmas Dinner 🤤

Not going to lie, this took forever but well worth it.

Tandoori turkey 🦃
Onion and stuffing bhaji 🧅
Seekh kebab pigs in blankets 🐷
Yorkshire pud naans 🥯
Masala roasties 🥔
Butter chicken gravy 🍛

Would you eat this?

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The hands of German serial killer Fritz Honka

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family."

Why would Rishi Sunak want to do a thing like that?

[Dan* @dankayll5]

Original Twitter is going to end up like flappy birds isn’t it