Daniel Kerr

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

Is anyone out there still ironing? Is ironing still a thing? I was brought up to believe adult life would involve a lot of ironing, but simply hanging stuff up seems to work just fine.

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Small 3 bed terrace in Moss Side, via 🔒 - insert avocado toast & Netflix jokes here.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

When someone said Greenpeace were on my house I said Downing street? They said no, so I said Chequers? They said no, so I said my Kensington mews house? They said no, so I said my apartment in South Kensington? They said no, so I said not my Santa Monica penthouse? They said no..

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I hadn't realised that most MPs can claim £5500 per child on expenses, for up to three children. But it certainly puts the two-child benefit cap in perspective.

[C. @cstsher]

the fact dentistry isn’t fully funded on the NHS blows my mind. Teeth are… not optional. They’re absolutely critical for our overall health. Not an added extra.

[Kvast @Kvast0]

@bambooney Nice Guys is one of the greatest modern comedies and he's responsible for like 70% of that

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman used £25k of expenses to pay her parents Energy Bills for 5 years when she occasionally stayed there rent free.

Hates criminal gangs, but runs the biggest one.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

absolutely love politics here right now 😌

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Absolutely convinced that every Tory meeting ends like this

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

Here’s the video in which Vote Leave promised shorter A&E waiting times once we left the EU.

Now, six and a half years after the referendum, the number of people waiting for more than four hours in A&E is the highest on record.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"So this stuff really works?"

[Advanced Media Studies @greendalethree]

But I do have to ask… We’re getting Elroy back, right? #sixseasonsandamovie

[Howard Beckett @BeckettUnite]

Jacob Rees Mogg returned from a 3 week Easter recess to a Parliament that sits 150 days a year to tell ordinary people they are not allowed to work from home & must return to the office full time.

Trying to be polite here but what an….

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Once again, this should be the biggest news out there

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Not to be that guy but this should be the biggest news out there right now

[Audra Williams @audrawilliams]

In the lobby of an office building in Toronto. I guess to make sure employees are flooded with resentment the instant they walk in the door?