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I promise you I’ve changed since my first tweet in 2011 -

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Not sure if this is a #hottake, but there are few things I hate more than when a performer lets the crowd sing their songs

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#gemini is so much worse than #anthropic and #openai as far as the trustworthyness of their models. I almost can’t believe how unreliable Gemini Pro is

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This #ufc250 card is one of the cringiest pleas I’ve ever seen from Americans to try and get the world to like them again. If you’re American, and cool, I’m sorry you have to watch #UFC 250.

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@WheelsZ99 @DisneyPlusCA Think about this all the time. Why when you go to the movies section are there only like 50 movies displayed? It’s so wack

[Speedline @speedlne]

It’s the 70th minute, you’re losing and need a comeback from 2:0…
Your manager looks to the bench and brings on these players. 😳🔥

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Help… I need a band that is exactly like @PolarisAus but zero singing please. #metal

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@TheoFleury14 Go to America please. Save yourself! We are giving you up for adoption. Go to your foster daddy!

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@MichaelJBier It literally only happens in America

[History Defined @historydefined]

5mb IBM hard drive (1956)

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@barstoolsports 😂😂😂😂

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@WheelsZ99 @BigReginaRick Can I get an invite Greg 👻

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Imagine being in a theater in 1999 and seeing this for the first time.

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@elonmusk A genius gone mad

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@RayHudson @CBSSports @SiriusXMFC An absolute legend. There will never be another Ray. The most memorable futbol moments of my life was turning on the Barcelona game and hearing the sweet sound of your magesterial voice. A retirement well deserved for a legendary career!

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@jjmaples55 His body language tells you everything you need to know about his guilt. Guy knew he didn’t do that the right way

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Matt Damon have only shared one scene together in their lives- the ending of The Departed. Two generational actors who’ve competed for Oscars against each other finally get their on-screen moment with Marty directing & it doesn’t disappoint. #ScorseseSundays

[Gaby Goldberg @gaby_goldberg]

It just gets better and better. They’re doing this exactly right

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@garretteddy2 @NLL That was like ASMR

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@DezBryant You mean she reacted to a reaction of her foul 😂

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@stevewilldoit We just need to go fishing