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27 | scented candle enthusiast with a self-destructive streak

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new vape tastes like lice shampoo

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@sadieliath learned that painting yourself is very difficult and that painting someone else isn’t much easier

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@slayyyter 11.5 wide… please let us wide-foot havers have something i beg

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just found out that “refractory period” can *technically* mean what i’ve been using it to mean, but in 99% of cases means “can’t cum again because you just did.” i’ve been saying this to everyone. i’ve been saying this to my dad.

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@GRUGCEL currently left on read on tinder by a neptune, holding out hope though

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i went to a wedding yesterday and i had a lot of fun. there were other people there but those pictures are not on my phone.

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@GRUGCEL god you’re so fucking based, this is mine

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@pls_donate_dabs no no no i mean that i used spotify only on my phone 2020-2023 and youtube on my computer. almost all of my spotify streaming is from 2013-2019 when i was either a hs student or NEET

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@pls_donate_dabs what's weird for me is that i only used spotify on my phone from 2020-2023, and then pretty much not at all for all of 2024 so these stats don't really reflect my recent taste in music. still very stoked to see em tho

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@pls_donate_dabs

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@pls_donate_dabs this is pretty funny to me, it's like 80% high school music

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@pls_donate_dabs where did you find this?

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@pls_donate_dabs What episode are you guys on? Not planning to spoil anything but I wanna know which references you’d get

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@SkullandGait this is awesome

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@GRUGCEL u have a couple eyebrow raisers but i still fw u

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@GRUGCEL very based

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@Drkbhmn perhaps consider a laptop

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@GRUGCEL which one

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cvs finally restocked my vyvanse AND my hair is cooperative on a rainy day? such auspicious circumstances call for a grainy webcam picture from the inside of my closet.