gene parmesan

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

for the last time!! ratatouille isn’t the name of the rat, it’s the chef. the rat is ratatouille’s monster

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

i’ve had one cup of coffee and if i don’t express every single thought that comes thru my head i’ll explode

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

cooking is my coping skill until i see how many dishes i used like i look in the sink and oh my god i’m gonna be sick why tf did i do that

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

who needs a social life when you have wedding cookie table fb group?

[spaghetti squash girl @no_ragretsss]

I’m so glad Olivia Rodrigo is younger than me cause the way I would have eaten up that “sad girl but in a cool way” trope is scary lol

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

coming to the realization spider-man was in theaters over 19 years ago

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

kevin said i look like someone who eats candy corn and that sht hurted

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

me having my stupid little day off by myself because kevin doesn’t work from home anymore

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

forgive me father for i have sinned, it’s been

one week since you looked at me

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

*me making anything in my crockpot* poggers

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

saturdayz are for being incredibly lonely but past ur bedtime!!

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Cornbread the bear.
Birthday: July 3, 2003.
“No matter how near or far you roam
You’ll always find a taste of home
So stop on by and take a rest
This cornbread is the very best !”

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

you alright bro? you’ve barely touched your yoshi pizza…

[James @CaucasianJames]

if it’s hot on my wedding day i’m gonna be sipping a gatorade on the alter i refuse to be dehydrated on my special day

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

oh to be a little bird in home depot

[James @CaucasianJames]

the amount of jack black love i’m seeing on the timeline is making me incredibly happy

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

this would have me on the toilet fighting for my life

[The Black Cat Market - Cat Café @BlackCatMartPgh]

This morning our bonded pair, Pelican and Puffin, went off to their forever home!! The girls were READY! Pelican even tried to put herself in the carrier 😹 we’re always so relieved when we can keep bonded pairs together. ❤️ These girls bring us up to 290 adoptions!

[gene parmesan @dankkmimi]

April FOOL OF A TOOK