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dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
London, England
Joined January 2015
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dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
almost 6 years ago
Let’s call it Mobitz type 3 and call it a day yh?
#MedTwitter
#medicalstudent
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 7 years ago
People I call ‘boss’: 1) Kebab shop man 2) My consultant
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 7 years ago
@OhHeyNikkiiii
@Jzhzd1
When someone says COPD is a cause of clubbing
dankmedics's tweet gif.
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 9 years ago
Can't even carry myself through 2 lectures and a ward round, & she out here carrying a human child & doing open surgery, absolutely amazing https://t.co/r4GVBc4XnW
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Prof Mark Hayter
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Kimberly Fox
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Love time w/family & friends. Enjoy outdoors, reading. Always curious. Communications expert. Views my own.
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 9 years ago
Did an exam on the pathophysiology of arthritis and made a tonne of silly mistakes, guess there's some rheum for improvement
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 9 years ago
Why did E.coli cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!
#imback
#whomissedme
#GramNegativeProblems
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 10 years ago
I really want to make a joke about dermatological creams but I don't know if it's topical enough
#medstudentprobs
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 10 years ago
I just palpated my first murmur. What a thrill!!
#madpunnage
#achievementunlocked
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 10 years ago
You would think that in an award ceremony for the body builder with the biggest muscles, the prize would be a hypertrophy
#medstudentprobs
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 10 years ago
Hear about that guy who maliciously uses lot of force when finding superficial blood vessels? Emperor Palpatin-g
#TheForceAwakens
#StarWars
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 10 years ago
You guys hear about that vampire who fulfilled his life long dream of becoming an Opthalmologist? Count Macula
#soproud
#medstudentprobs
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 10 years ago
Itchiness and irritation of the meninges? Arach-annoyed mater.
#medstudentprobs
#medstudent
#medstudentproblems
#medstudentlife
#tada
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
almost 11 years ago
What did the indian chiropractor order for lunch? A latissimus DOSAI!!!
#imback
#medstudent
#culturedjoke
#goodmorning
#medstudentprobs
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 11 years ago
People get twitchy when their muscles start actin up
#medstudentprobs
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 11 years ago
Why are hepatocytes the best musicians? They're the only ones ever dedicated to making those ketones
#chiralbetahydroxyacid
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 11 years ago
Why are inflammation sites always so red? Well you'd be blushing too when you're constantly surrounded by complements
#C5a
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 11 years ago
They make perfumes at an olfactory right?
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
about 11 years ago
Little did the pituitary gland know, to be able to phone the mammary gland, it needed its phone number as well as its areola code
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 11 years ago
Srsly you think that the bacteria Neisseria as a couple would be pretty kind but when they pair up they get soo cocci😒
#medstudentprobs
#9am
dankmedicalmemes
@dankmedics
over 11 years ago
I just met the most amazing person at my asthma clinic. She took my breath away.
#wehavefun
#medicalstudent
#salbutamol
#medstudentprobs
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