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Let’s call it Mobitz type 3 and call it a day yh? #MedTwitter #medicalstudent

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People I call ‘boss’:
1) Kebab shop man
2) My consultant

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@OhHeyNikkiiii @Jzhzd1 When someone says COPD is a cause of clubbing

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Can't even carry myself through 2 lectures and a ward round, & she out here carrying a human child & doing open surgery, absolutely amazing https://t.co/r4GVBc4XnW

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Did an exam on the pathophysiology of arthritis and made a tonne of silly mistakes, guess there's some rheum for improvement

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Why did E.coli cross the microscope? To get to the other slide! #imback #whomissedme #GramNegativeProblems

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I really want to make a joke about dermatological creams but I don't know if it's topical enough #medstudentprobs

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I just palpated my first murmur. What a thrill!! #madpunnage #achievementunlocked

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You would think that in an award ceremony for the body builder with the biggest muscles, the prize would be a hypertrophy #medstudentprobs

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Hear about that guy who maliciously uses lot of force when finding superficial blood vessels? Emperor Palpatin-g #TheForceAwakens #StarWars

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You guys hear about that vampire who fulfilled his life long dream of becoming an Opthalmologist? Count Macula #soproud #medstudentprobs

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Itchiness and irritation of the meninges? Arach-annoyed mater. #medstudentprobs #medstudent #medstudentproblems #medstudentlife #tada

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What did the indian chiropractor order for lunch? A latissimus DOSAI!!! #imback #medstudent #culturedjoke #goodmorning #medstudentprobs

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People get twitchy when their muscles start actin up #medstudentprobs

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Why are hepatocytes the best musicians? They're the only ones ever dedicated to making those ketones #chiralbetahydroxyacid

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Why are inflammation sites always so red? Well you'd be blushing too when you're constantly surrounded by complements #C5a

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They make perfumes at an olfactory right?

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Little did the pituitary gland know, to be able to phone the mammary gland, it needed its phone number as well as its areola code

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Srsly you think that the bacteria Neisseria as a couple would be pretty kind but when they pair up they get soo cocci😒 #medstudentprobs #9am

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I just met the most amazing person at my asthma clinic. She took my breath away. #wehavefun #medicalstudent #salbutamol #medstudentprobs