em the slump god

Fuck A Mask! I Want That Hoe To Know It’s Me

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. You go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

[uMaSimelane 🇿🇦 @sibane_s]

they weren’t lying about the frontal lobe fully developing at 25

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

The United States continues to have a white, male shooter problem.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

RIP to Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, who was killed in the Brown University shooting. Unfortunately @JDVance @PressSec and others within the Trump administration are only mourning the loss of Ella Cook, the White Conservative woman.

RIP Ella and Mukhammad.

No one should have to face this disgusting violence!

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Outside union station-Washington DC. 10-20-25. Israel Friendsgiving dinner

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Your friendly reminder that Barack Obama gets standing ovations and loud cheers at stadiums.

[your fav papi 👅 @heyits_erik]

a gay man named sexiest man alive.
a muslim mayor of nyc.
prop 50 passed in california.
trump still fat, hideous and useless.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

we used to have tv show crossovers.. and they were real EVENTS

[figures ⚕ @figxres]

imagine hating me and this is literally me in my room.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lives were changed

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

what if we jus jumped the government n beat they ass then what

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.

[KENDRICK LAMAR BIBLE @dakendrickbible]

So wholesome 🥲🖤 @kendricklamar @thomasthrice 📍Washington

[em the slump god @dankmilf]

@unfilteredmumu @Reidwebster_ id rather fuck you bro