neandermimz

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

got my dna results back. i’m literally a neanderthal

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@yash_econ true!!!

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v max stands for vecna max bc the character is literally vecna and max from stranger things. Just saying

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She was literally being vecna that whole ass movie. Why is no one talking abt this

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I dont understand why ppl think ariana grande is an icon for licking that donut 10 years ago . I still think that was rude

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

@emothot Someone would try to be Jesus

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@emothot Jerusalem BC

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I don’t trust timothee chalamet

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Ok Im team j cole now

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I completely forgot we used to have to cite the pledge of allegiance every day in school

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Giggle all u want mr. Cashier but I will not let u make me feel bad abt myself for checking out with 2 bottles of wine, a 24 pack and hot cheetos

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

Nothing makes me feel broke like airline boarding classes 😌

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

Btw that oppenheimer josh peck scene was the biggest jump scare in my life

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

@unity Couple means two

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

@unity I need an update pls

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

Facetimes r gonna be craaaazy once we get the front facing 0.5 zoom

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Willing to bet my moms giving me skin whitening pills for my bday

[neandermimz @dankmimz]

#NewProfilePic

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I dread the day im eating something ube flavored and someone makes a grimace reference

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@emothot Damn she had no filter HAHA